Oh Hai LOLz

[Rev. Dr. Narot]

Dok Howl, Freeky, Fred...


LOLOLOLOLz... Thanks guys, gave me a good bit o' laughs. Really appreciated.

[Freeky]

Dok Howl, Freeky, Fred...


LOLOLOLOLz... Thanks guys, gave me a good bit o' laughs. Really appreciated.

[Doktor Howl]

<narot>: Dear Dok, spent 9 months in psych wards 8 years ago, not interested
<Dok>: So what's the trouble, Narot
<Fred>: GRABBIN MAH BALLS
<Dok>: Sorry, I need these
<Dok>: Or I don't sleep for 60 hours or so.
<narot>: The trouble? Oh, let me think
<narot>: Narot's life in short
<Dok>: The fact that they royally fucking my shit is just a nice side effect
<narot>: last year, in July, Narot went back to Hiroshima for the 3rd time, with his fiance
<Dok>: What?
<Dok>: It's radioactive there.
<narot>: asked his fiance's father if they could marry, he agreed. *Dok, no, it's not.
<narot>: *narot stood exactly where the a-bomb dropped, there's a hospital, no radiation
<Dok>: You're gonna get weird growths
<Dok>: anyway
<Dok>: carry on
<narot>: in any event, narot's Fiance got upset. She's a lil mental. If your mom & pap watched 80,000 ppl die to a musrhoom cloud, ya'might be too.
<narot>: so, in her mentalness / pms, she relocated from hawaii back to hiroshima.
<Dok>: Probably not, I hate people, but go on
<Fred>: why are you talking about yourself in 3rd person...
<Dok>: Um, there's one thing you might not be considering...
<narot>: narot returned to the US. when he got back, the next morning, he got a few calls. one of his mates died from a heroin/meth OD, one died from muscular dystrophy.
<Dok>: Sucks for the MD guy.
<narot>: and really that about sums it up. if there's any PD people who want to fight to the death with a napkin lord Narot KSC is ready for it.
<Dok>: But so far it sounds like a day in Tucson.
<Burns__>: heh
<Dok>: They shot the fucking good humor man, here.
<Dok>: Who the FUCK shoots the ice cream man?
<Burns__>: that kills me
<narot>: dude I live in the greater LA area
<narot>: the ice cream man is a heroin dealer.
<Dok>: Not here.
<Dok>: He was a 65 year old dude killed for the $47 in his cashbox.
<Dok>: I mean, the fuck, tweakers weren't kids once, too?
<narot>: my "fun time" is with me mate that's beiing stalked by a 2-time homicidist that's currently working for a plastic surgeon
<Dok>: And we had the guy who got shot while he was getting shot.
<narot>: los angeles, we've got burning cars and deaths when we win, plz come give me a visit Dok
<Burns__>: haha the magic bullet theory solved in tucson
<Dok>: Sounds like Tucsin.
<Dok>: Hell, yeah, Burns
<Dok>: ONE OF THE OSWALDS ACTED ALONE
<narot>: y'know I've got a catholic friend who's really apprehensive but she's willing to go to AZ wit me...
<Burns__>: lol
<Dok>: We don't let Catholics in.
<Dok>: Filthy papists
<Freeky>: Narot, after reading your comments about vagina and so forth, I have classified you as a Dick.
<Dok>: We're Calvinists here, and damned proud of it.
<Freeky>: Congratulations. Eat shit and die.
<Dok>: Wow.
<Dok>: Freeky?
<narot>: freeky Thanks, Freeky. That's what happens when you get towards 30.
<Dok>: HAHAHAHA
<Freeky>: What Dok?
<Dok>: The poor old bastard.
<Burns__>: i'm already kissing someone's ass and im 29
<Dok>: I'm 41, and I'm the grumpiest bastard on PD.
<narot>: Really, Dok?
<Dok>: For true
<narot>: Fuck it man, I'm glad to meetcha, handshake bigtime.
<Dok>: Likewise
<Freeky>: Narot, you fucking prick, just because YOU'RE A FUCKING JACKASS and 27 and hate women doesn't meanthat everyone is a jackass who hates women when they hit about your age.
+++ kel has given voice to Burns__
<Freeky>: Fucking fucktard.
<Dok>: But Freeky is mad at you now.
<kel>: what is thsi shit
<Dok>: She never gets mad at anyone
<kel>: this
<Dok>: Except that time with the boyfriend machine
<Dok>: And the puppy vest
<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard.
<Freeky>: I get mad at senseless misgynism, Dok.
<Dok>: wut
<Dok>: Aw, shit
<Freeky>: Oh fuck.
<Dok>: He came so close.
<Freeky>: FUKING
<Freeky>: FUCK
<Burns__>: oh boy
<Freeky>: YOU
<Freeky>: YOU
<Freeky>: FUCKING
<Freeky>: FUCK
<kel>: narot wtf
<Dok>: That's gonna be my sig at PD.
<Freeky>: AIEEEE
<Dok>: brb
kel puts her finger on the button
<kel>: and ive been watching the tudors
<Freeky>: If I were an internet tough guy, I'd say if I were next to you I 'd kick your ass.
<Freeky>: Luckily, I am not.
<narot>: would ya? I'd be willing to go at it.
<kel>: so im feeling very "off with their head"
<Freeky>: Oh, so you're a woman beater, TOO?
<Freeky>: THATS FUCKING FANTASTIC
<Dok>: lol
<Dok>: From fail to win to FAIL
<Dok>: in 5 minutes
<Freeky>: EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE YOU
<Freeky>: YOU
<narot>: ever spend your families money to travel 8,000 miles to ask a woman's father if she'd be OK with marrying you? hgahahaha hi freeky.
<Dok>: So you hate women because you got stood up?
<Dok>: Wow.
<Freeky>: I CANNOT EVEN CONTEMPLATE A PROPER WORD TO DESCRIBE WHAT YOU ARE
<narot>: No, not the case.
<Dok>: If that was all it took, I'd have been a mass murderer when I was 17.
<Freeky>: YOURE A WOMAN BEATER AND A MISOGYNIST
<Dok>: <narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard.
<narot>: What I am? Satanist, misanthropist, hateful?
<narot>: Lol Dok
<Freeky>: THAT IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU
<Freeky>: FUCKER
<narot>: G'j Freeky enjoy.
<Dok>: Someone needs to post this exchange. I am wheezing with laughter.
<narot>: If u'd like me ex's e-mail and IRL addy in Japan PM me

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dok Howl, Freeky, Fred...


LOLOLOLOLz... Thanks guys, gave me a good bit o' laughs. Really appreciated.

Still think this should be an emoticon

[Doktor Howl]

Dok Howl, Freeky, Fred...


LOLOLOLOLz... Thanks guys, gave me a good bit o' laughs. Really appreciated.

Still think this should be an emoticon

Remind me tomorrow.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

[Doktor Howl]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

[Freeky]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

That was before he found out you were a dude, though, Dok. Then he wanted to be buddy buddy with you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

I'm pretty sure Freeky could kick my ass, let alone you.

[Doktor Howl]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

That was before he found out you were a dude, though, Dok. Then he wanted to be buddy buddy with you.

Actually, it was after I posted my pic.  My gut tells me he's about 90 pounds, lives in the suburbs, and is all mad because his Japanese e-girlfriend left him for a Naruto fan-fic artist in Asswipe, Texas.

[Doktor Howl]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

I'm pretty sure Freeky could kick my ass, let alone you.

Freeky can and has kicked my ass.  It was a fair fight.  She had a piece of 1" doweling, and I had a head full of cactus that immobilized me.

[Freeky]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

That was before he found out you were a dude, though, Dok. Then he wanted to be buddy buddy with you.

Actually, it was after I posted my pic.  My gut tells me he's about 90 pounds, lives in the suburbs, and is all mad because his Japanese e-girlfriend left him for a Naruto fan-fic artist in Asswipe, Texas.

I seen pics of him. He's not a shorty, or super skinny like Daruko. However, that pic was fairly intimidating, even if you were smiling. So it amounts to the same thing.

Also, NT, I was just really upset about what he did to that midget. That suit was totally uncalled for Dok. And I can't believe you tried to put it on Pickles, rest his widdwe puppy heart.

[Doktor Howl]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

That was before he found out you were a dude, though, Dok. Then he wanted to be buddy buddy with you.

Actually, it was after I posted my pic.  My gut tells me he's about 90 pounds, lives in the suburbs, and is all mad because his Japanese e-girlfriend left him for a Naruto fan-fic artist in Asswipe, Texas.

I seen pics of him. He's not a shorty, or super skinny like Daruko. However, that pic was fairly intimidating, even if you were smiling. So it amounts to the same thing.

Also, NT, I was just really upset about what he did to that midget. That suit was totally uncalled for Dok. And I can't believe you tried to put it on Pickles, rest his widdwe puppy heart.

It was for his own good.  Also, the midget PAID me for that suit.  He likes that shit.

I'd have told you that, if you'd asked before beating me around the head and neck with a chunk of wood.

[Freeky]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

That was before he found out you were a dude, though, Dok. Then he wanted to be buddy buddy with you.

Actually, it was after I posted my pic.  My gut tells me he's about 90 pounds, lives in the suburbs, and is all mad because his Japanese e-girlfriend left him for a Naruto fan-fic artist in Asswipe, Texas.

I seen pics of him. He's not a shorty, or super skinny like Daruko. However, that pic was fairly intimidating, even if you were smiling. So it amounts to the same thing.

Also, NT, I was just really upset about what he did to that midget. That suit was totally uncalled for Dok. And I can't believe you tried to put it on Pickles, rest his widdwe puppy heart.

It was for his own good.  Also, the midget PAID me for that suit.  He likes that shit.

I'd have told you that, if you'd asked before beating me around the head and neck with a chunk of wood.

I think I apologized for that...

[Doktor Howl]

Narot:
"<narot>: freeky Hate women? I dun't. I just hate retards. Unfortunately posessing a "vagina" gets you shot up to the topfront of that regard."

Dude, wtf?

Dok:
Will do.

He's a tough guy.  He said he'll even come out to AZ to kick my ass.  LOL.

That was before he found out you were a dude, though, Dok. Then he wanted to be buddy buddy with you.

Actually, it was after I posted my pic.  My gut tells me he's about 90 pounds, lives in the suburbs, and is all mad because his Japanese e-girlfriend left him for a Naruto fan-fic artist in Asswipe, Texas.

I seen pics of him. He's not a shorty, or super skinny like Daruko. However, that pic was fairly intimidating, even if you were smiling. So it amounts to the same thing.

Also, NT, I was just really upset about what he did to that midget. That suit was totally uncalled for Dok. And I can't believe you tried to put it on Pickles, rest his widdwe puppy heart.

It was for his own good.  Also, the midget PAID me for that suit.  He likes that shit.

I'd have told you that, if you'd asked before beating me around the head and neck with a chunk of wood.

I think I apologized for that...

Does it count if I've been beaten too senseless to understand you?