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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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President Television

Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 12:59:35 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 25, 2010, 12:50:16 AM
I failed miserably at my first attempt, but soon I'll get a job and acquire me some oranges(I ate the only one left in the fridge), and when that happens I'm challenging all my friends.

Thanks, PD!

:lulz:


A high fortitude roll won't save them this time!
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 02:17:58 AM
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

Well, it's either that or olympic wango tango.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 02:17:58 AM
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

President Television

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 25, 2010, 02:19:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 02:17:58 AM
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 02:18:33 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 02:17:58 AM
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

Well, it's either that or olympic wango tango.

Both of these should be PD's unofficial sport. Or even official.

LMNO

Only if I get to play a Vuvuzela.

Cramulus

Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 25, 2010, 02:23:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 25, 2010, 02:19:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 02:17:58 AM
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.

yeah!

When I started this, here was the sequence of events:

1. Realization that I had eaten nothing but pizza for 2 days, and fast food for 2 days before that.
2. Roommate says, "You want to eat oranges until we puke?"
3. Laughing until I couldn't breathe

People kept asking me, WHY? And I had no fucking idea why I was doing it, just that it was something that nobody just does unless it's for a joke or a project or something. But there's always a good reason and I didn't have one. If there is a such thing as Free Will, I think this is how you demonstrate it.

Freeky

Free Will; Because I fucking can! :D

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on June 25, 2010, 02:20:22 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 25, 2010, 02:23:04 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 25, 2010, 02:19:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 02:17:58 AM
Is this now the unofficial sport of PD.com?

It may as well be.
For some strange reason I'm compelled to give it a try.

This. I'm starting to get all giddy inside. I feel like I'm bubbling over with girlish glee.

yeah!

When I started this, here was the sequence of events:

1. Realization that I had eaten nothing but pizza for 2 days, and fast food for 2 days before that.
2. Roommate says, "You want to eat oranges until we puke?"
3. Laughing until I couldn't breathe

People kept asking me, WHY? And I had no fucking idea why I was doing it, just that it was something that nobody just does unless it's for a joke or a project or something. But there's always a good reason and I didn't have one. If there is a such thing as Free Will, I think this is how you demonstrate it.

That was what I loved about it too! Also the absurdly small number of oranges it is possible to eat.

As I ate my 12th orange, FBF was all "YOU ARE A WINNER" and we both laughed.

I admit, my laughter was a little weak for fear of puking.

I still feel like I have oranges in me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Somewhere inside of Nigel, there are alarm klaxons going off...But the maintenance crew is all smoking shit behind her pancreas, and the flooding continues unnoticed.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.

Only if done in a timely fashion.  Otherwise, well, the only remedy is the "pink glove".
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 25, 2010, 05:40:05 PM
Nothing a good shit won't take care of, my good man.

Only if done in a timely fashion.  Otherwise, well, the only remedy is the "pink glove".

:x:1fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

my poops are just now starting to return to a normal color

still not "normal" yet