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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Don Coyote

#255
April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 AM
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

Cainad (dec.)

#256
April 06, 2011, 05:53:18 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 AM
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

If it is your fate, you will not be able to resist The Call.

I was shown mercy by the gods and did not have to participate during the first trial.

But now the time has come for Nigel to defend her crown.



Also: READ FREAD, YOU SPAG!

Freeky

#257
April 06, 2011, 06:46:30 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 AM
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.


HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS, YOU NEED TO READ THIS FUCKING THREAD

Don Coyote

#258
April 06, 2011, 06:49:11 AM
I read it a few months ago. It terrified me.

Jasper

#259
April 06, 2011, 06:52:48 AM
I WILL GIVE MYSELF A FUCKING RUPTURE.  DON'T YOU THINK I WON'T.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#260
April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

E.O.T.

#261
April 06, 2011, 07:49:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Freeky

#262
April 06, 2011, 07:51:01 AM
Fuck no, grapefruit are narsty.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#263
April 06, 2011, 07:56:19 AM
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

E.O.T.

#264
April 06, 2011, 07:57:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:56:19 AM
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.

MONKEYS

          would stick them up their ass.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Freeky

#265
April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 AM
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#266
April 06, 2011, 07:59:33 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 AM
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#267
April 06, 2011, 08:03:32 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:59:33 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 AM
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YEAH YEARLY SHIT

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#268
April 06, 2011, 08:10:17 AM
I like Discordian traditions, even though most of them are dangerous or unhealthy. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#269
April 06, 2011, 08:11:33 AM
Or both.  :lol:
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