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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Don Coyote

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 AM
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 AM
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.

If it is your fate, you will not be able to resist The Call.

I was shown mercy by the gods and did not have to participate during the first trial.

But now the time has come for Nigel to defend her crown.



Also: READ FREAD, YOU SPAG!

Freeky

Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:51:11 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 AM
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.

Afraid to. Doesn't want to be tempted to blow my ass out and shit orange for a week.


HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS, YOU NEED TO READ THIS FUCKING THREAD

Don Coyote

I read it a few months ago. It terrified me.

Jasper

I WILL GIVE MYSELF A FUCKING RUPTURE.  DON'T YOU THINK I WON'T.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


E.O.T.

Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Freeky

Fuck no, grapefruit are narsty.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


E.O.T.

Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:56:19 AM
I love grapefruit

but if you eat too many, IT WILL BURN

Trust me on this one.

MONKEYS

          would stick them up their ass.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Freeky

Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 AM
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:59:33 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 06, 2011, 07:58:53 AM
Besides being gross, this is the second annual PD Orange Eating Competitionthing FOR SCIENCE AND LULZ



YESSSSSSSSSS

FUCK YEAH YEARLY SHIT

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I like Discordian traditions, even though most of them are dangerous or unhealthy. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky