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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Suu

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 08, 2011, 04:49:26 PM
IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK TODAY I'D SHOW YOU PANTY SNIFFERS WHAT'S UP!

I ATE A WHOLE BAG OF JELLY BEANS LAST NIGHT BEFORE NOTICING THE WARNING ON THE BAG THAT READ "excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect" SO MY GUTS ARE EMPTY!!

FUCK YEAH, SUGAR FREE JELLY BELLYS.


-Suu
Been there, done that. Squeaky clean intestines.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

Yeah, the wax they put on those suckers will fly clear through you.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

Great.  Jelly bean craving.   :horrormirth:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

What the hell kind of jellybeans ARE ALSO A LAXATIVE?

Speaking of which, TWO ORANGE DOWN, TIME TO RAKE A DUMP.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Thurnez Isa

These Cara Cara oranges I bought are huge
:sad:
and have 175% of my daily intake of vitamin C - per orange
:eek:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Suu

I just re-read this entire thread.

I laughed so goddamn hard out loud at work.

And then farted.

:kingmeh:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

AHH FUCK

YOU BASTARDS AND YOUR... NOT HITTING SNOOZE ON THE ALARM!

I MUST GET ORANGES!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 05:11:21 PM
These Cara Cara oranges I bought are huge
:sad:
and have 175% of my daily intake of vitamin C - per orange
:eek:

I almost got Cara Caras before I found these Navels on sale... mine are fucking ginormous too, about a half pound PER ORANGE.  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Elder Iptuous

So, not having read through the whole thread... why isn't this being done by weight as to level the playing field?

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Iptuous on April 08, 2011, 05:52:49 PM
So, not having read through the whole thread... why isn't this being done by weight as to level the playing field?

Because level fields are for PUSSIES.

Sir Squid Diddimus

QUANTITY NOT ...QUAN...... TITTY?


FORGET IT!

Phox

ZERO BITCHES. BEAT THAT. oh. damn. On a related note, i have determined that this contest is incredibly pointless and flat out insane. Even by Discordian standards. Needless to say, I approve.

Jasper

I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.

navkat

Quote from: Sigmatic on April 08, 2011, 06:08:57 PM
I'm not starting until later.  I work better with deadline pressure.
:lulz:

Suu

THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS EXCITING AS IT WAS LAST YEAR.

PLZ PEOPLE, CRAMULUS SHAT HIMSELF BY NOW LAST YEAR.

GET TO CITRUSIFYING YOURSELVES!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."