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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

#240
April 06, 2011, 03:57:11 AM
I am going to regret this.



Consider my hat to be IN THE FUCKING RING, FUCKERS!

My orange purchasing will occur sometime around 11 am tomorrow. Pics for authenticity.

Requia ☣

#241
April 06, 2011, 04:05:33 AM
Damn, I should have gotten in on this yesterday.

Stopped after eating half the bag  :argh!:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#242
April 06, 2011, 04:18:38 AM
TOMORROW, IT'S ON!


P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Good Reverend Roger

#243
April 06, 2011, 04:27:19 AM
Freeky sez Friday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#244
April 06, 2011, 04:31:18 AM
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Cainad (dec.)

#246
April 06, 2011, 05:25:58 AM
Whoop, glad I stayed on to read that. :lulz:  Friday indeed.

Freeky

#247
April 06, 2011, 05:26:44 AM
IN  FUCKING  DEED


BITCH.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#248
April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#249
April 06, 2011, 05:29:44 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

OH FUCK YEAH NIGEL IS IN

Freeky

#250
April 06, 2011, 05:30:04 AM
This is going to be so epic and sweet.

Cainad (dec.)

#251
April 06, 2011, 05:40:35 AM
oh jesus christballs

my asshole is in so much danger :x


shiiiiitttt I am now committed to eating what will probably be a minimum of 13 oranges within 24 hours.




I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

Don Coyote

#252
April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 AM
I don't really want to know do I?

Requia ☣

#253
April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!

What was your record again?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Freeky

#254
April 06, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on April 06, 2011, 05:41:30 AM
I don't really want to know do I?

Read dis fread.  Is epic.
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