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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Luna

Unholy mother of FUCK, I can't BREATHE...   :lulz:
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

Oh, I am SO tempted...I just don't want the pain..........
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: E.O.T. on April 06, 2011, 07:49:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I'M

            raising this ante to grapefruit

I tried this earlier in the thread. Cram disqualified grapefruits.

But I may eat one on Friday just to spite you all and show how hardcore I am, even though it won't count towards my score.

Rumckle

#275
Friday, Friday, gonna eat oranges on Friday!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Rumckle

Everybody's nostalgic about last year, last year
Friday, Friday
Getting sick on Friday
Everybody's getting intestinal problems
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

LMNO

ORANGES, ORANGES, YEAH!
ORANGES, ORANGES, YEAH!



...AND PROLAPSE COMES AFTERWARDS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

My doctor friend says "This seems like a bad idea".

I see that as MEDICAL ENDORSEMENT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:12 PM
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jasper

'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO!

Suu

Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:20:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:12 PM
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!

Yeah. Wasn't fun.

BUT IT WAS AWESOME.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 06, 2011, 09:42:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 08:20:15 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 06, 2011, 08:04:12 PM
Might I suggest stocking the bathroom with Tums, water, and fresh reading material now? Perhaps a bucket if you need to vomit whilst on the throne? Lots of baby wipes for your poor abused backsides . . .

I did this last year... as I recall, it made me feel terrible for several days.

IT'S GO TIME!

Yeah. Wasn't fun.

BUT IT WAS AWESOME.

YES!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 07:45:39 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 06, 2011, 05:43:39 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 06, 2011, 05:28:40 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD

AS THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING IN

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY CROWN! NO ONE!


What was your record again?

I think I ate 12 full-size bigass fucking oranges, like honkin' navel motherfuckers, none of those little Valencias.

Yeah, I was fucked up for a few days. I gotta start training NOW if we start Friday. I think I can own this motherfucker.

I like my Valencias dammit.

1.5 Valencias to equal 1 navel?  Or maybe we should just do this by weight.
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