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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Jasper

#450
April 08, 2011, 11:16:33 PM
MY STOMACH FEELS STRANGELY COLD.  I MAY DIE.

Cainad (dec.)

#451
April 08, 2011, 11:16:50 PM
wow it feels good to brush my teeth after that

brief recovery period, then I am totally back on point

The Good Reverend Roger

#452
April 08, 2011, 11:17:23 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 11:08:03 PM
EAT

UNTIL WE

DIE!!!!!

BEST

DARWIN AWARDS

EVER
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#453
April 08, 2011, 11:25:11 PM
If this were a spectator sport, the audience would be required to wear galoshes and plastic ponchos just in case they ended up in the 'splash zone'. People with a citrus allergy would be screened.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

navkat

#454
April 08, 2011, 11:26:48 PM
Let me as a question: if a bunch of us are neck-and-neck, say, at like the 16-orange-mark and a bunch drop out, what breaks the tie? Is it pieces? or whole oranges only?

I kind of like the idea of people duking it out til the bitter end in increments, daring each other to eat just one more segment...like up-bidding each other in some kind of ascorbic acid-soaked auction house until we're puking up our own Tripe a' L'Orange.

Suu

#455
April 08, 2011, 11:27:49 PM
The tie breaker is what results after ingesting all the fruit.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#456
April 08, 2011, 11:29:34 PM
Yeah, the more hilarious version of events is the winne.r

Thurnez Isa

#457
April 08, 2011, 11:30:08 PM
how come I no longer taste the oranges?
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

The Good Reverend Roger

#458
April 08, 2011, 11:30:50 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 11:30:08 PM
how come I no longer taste the oranges?

You guys are fucking stupid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#459
April 08, 2011, 11:31:14 PM
I dunno. I kinda like Macbething it. Y'know "Lay on Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! Enough!'"

Phox

#460
April 08, 2011, 11:31:42 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 08, 2011, 11:30:08 PM
how come I no longer taste the oranges?
The acid has finally destroyed your taste buds.

The Good Reverend Roger

#461
April 08, 2011, 11:32:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 08, 2011, 11:31:14 PM
I dunno. I kinda like Macbething it. Y'know "Lay on Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! Enough!'"

"Soooo...Whatever happened to the Discordians?"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#462
April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 PM
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#463
April 08, 2011, 11:44:00 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 PM
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

:lulz: Get used to it

All that fiber affects people differently. And it is a LOT of fiber.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#464
April 08, 2011, 11:44:37 PM
The effects will last several days.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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