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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Cainad (dec.)

I feel fine at the moment, just wondering when the Nuclear Assplosion is gonna actually happen. I have some pretty impressive ironguts, but I certainly don't expect them to handle this without something weird going on.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

There will be bloating, soon, unless you get the runs.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 PM
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

12 navels or 12 valencias?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 08, 2011, 11:53:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 PM
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

12 navels or 12 valencias?

As far as I know, you are the only person eating Valencias.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2011, 11:46:11 PM
I feel fine at the moment, just wondering when the Nuclear Assplosion is gonna actually happen. I have some pretty impressive ironguts, but I certainly don't expect them to handle this without something weird going on.

It's coming. Trust me.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I like oranges too much to ruin them for myself this way but if you guys ever do a blueberry or cherry eating contest, let me know. I'd sacrifice those fruits on the altar of self-destructive retardation.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Freeky

BLUEBERRIES?  CHERRIES?  WHERE IS THE STUPID IN THAT?  I ASK YOU.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 09, 2011, 12:02:20 AM
BLUEBERRIES?  CHERRIES?  WHERE IS THE STUPID IN THAT?  I ASK YOU.

Ah, well. On the plus side if you eat lots of cherries and puke, you'll look like you're hurking blood. And then with blueberries, there's always the purple poo that's good for a laugh.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 09, 2011, 12:02:20 AM
BLUEBERRIES?  CHERRIES?  WHERE IS THE STUPID IN THAT?  I ASK YOU.

The stupid is that blueberries are like $5 a pint.
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Requia ☣

Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 11:57:14 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 08, 2011, 11:53:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 PM
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

12 navels or 12 valencias?

As far as I know, you are the only person eating Valencias.

Hmm, I need to catch up then, I'm only at 16 Vs.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on April 09, 2011, 12:03:33 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 09, 2011, 12:02:20 AM
BLUEBERRIES?  CHERRIES?  WHERE IS THE STUPID IN THAT?  I ASK YOU.

The stupid is that blueberries are like $5 a pint.

Is it cheating if you just go outside and pick them instead of buying them?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 12:04:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 08, 2011, 11:57:14 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 08, 2011, 11:53:32 PM
Quote from: Cainad on April 08, 2011, 11:37:46 PM
Alright, I just finished orange number twelve (LASTER YEAR'S RECORD: ACHIEVED!) and I STILL haven't shat.


I'ma go sit on the can for a bit and "squeeze", because this is mildly concerning to me.

12 navels or 12 valencias?

As far as I know, you are the only person eating Valencias.

Hmm, I need to catch up then, I'm only at 16 Vs.

:lulz: I don't think we should even allow them next year... they just don't have the fuck-you-upness of Navels. Not enough pulp.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Should do it earlier in the year then, my biggest motivators on Valencias is that they're a third the price of navels here and now.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Phox

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 08, 2011, 11:32:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 08, 2011, 11:31:14 PM
I dunno. I kinda like Macbething it. Y'know "Lay on Macduff! And damned be he who first cries 'Hold! Enough!'"

"Soooo...Whatever happened to the Discordians?"
This is why I'm not eating oranges.  :lulz: