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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#525
April 09, 2011, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 09, 2011, 02:14:27 AM
I am considering withdrawing altogether.  It's not as much fun when there isn't anyone else doing it.

Also, I used up all my large, captial letters today. :sad:

There's always next year! And just consider... you managed to get countless people all over the fucking world to make themselves sick on oranges, and you didn't even eat ONE.  :argh!:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#526
April 09, 2011, 02:22:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 09, 2011, 02:21:41 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 09, 2011, 02:14:27 AM
I am considering withdrawing altogether.  It's not as much fun when there isn't anyone else doing it.

Also, I used up all my large, captial letters today. :sad:

There's always next year! And just consider... you managed to get countless people all over the fucking world to make themselves sick on oranges, and you didn't even eat ONE.  :argh!:


You're right.  VICTORY IS MINE!!! :jebus:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#527
April 09, 2011, 02:23:02 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on April 09, 2011, 02:21:03 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 09, 2011, 02:20:00 AM
On the plus side, I actually ate enough folate today.  I can't wait to tell my doctor how I did it.   :lulz:

We need a pic of his reaction when you tell him you just ate 20 oranges in one day.

That's a lot of goddamn oranges

as of right now, you are ahead of me, Valencias and everything. I am on orange #11 and seriously wondering if I should give up. My body is starting to sweat citronella.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#528
April 09, 2011, 02:28:54 AM
15 and I still feel great. I got two more valencias in the meantime to replace the rotten one, so I can make it to 18. But Bob dammit now I have to BEAT 18?! Fuck my life.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#529
April 09, 2011, 02:29:09 AM
The Facebook event wall is also pretty funny: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=155041761226218&notif_t=event_wall#!/event.php?eid=155041761226218

Not as funny as here, though.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#530
April 09, 2011, 02:30:22 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 09, 2011, 02:28:54 AM
15 and I still feel great. I got two more valencias in the meantime to replace the rotten one, so I can make it to 18. But Bob dammit now I have to BEAT 18?! Fuck my life.

What time zone are you in? I'm trying to figure out if it's worth continuing.

These oranges are dishearteningly large.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#531
April 09, 2011, 03:10:02 AM
TALK TO ME

I'M AT 13

I HAVE FIVE HOURS TO EAT SIX ORANGES IF I WANT TO BEAT STELLA

DO I KEEP ON GOING?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#532
April 09, 2011, 03:11:52 AM
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

Requia ☣

#533
April 09, 2011, 03:13:21 AM
Stop, cause I want to take 2nd place  :lulz:
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LMNO

#534
April 09, 2011, 03:17:55 AM
THE WALL



IS THAT WAY.

Phox

#535
April 09, 2011, 03:18:38 AM
REMEMBER MACBETH, NIGEL!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#536
April 09, 2011, 03:19:25 AM
I think that right now, Thurnez is in 2nd with 16 Cara Caras, and Cainad is in 3rd with 15 Navels.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#537
April 09, 2011, 03:19:53 AM
Maybe I should take a long walk, to get things moving.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Thurnez Isa

#538
April 09, 2011, 03:20:59 AM
The toilet is officially broken
details later
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Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
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Eater of Clowns

#539
April 09, 2011, 03:21:33 AM
I don't think Stella is a fair contestant.

Her surname is precisely the sound that the human mouth makes when consuming an orange at a frightening speed.

For all we know, it signifies a long line of orange devourers.
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