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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Freeky

#675
January 13, 2012, 02:16:43 AM
I COULD DO TWO WEEKS ON A FRIDAY

The Good Reverend Roger

#676
January 13, 2012, 02:18:26 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 13, 2012, 02:16:43 AM
I COULD DO TWO WEEKS ON A FRIDAY

Podcast night.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#678
January 13, 2012, 02:19:41 AM
WHAT THE COCKSHITTING FUCK.

Dildo Argentino

#679
January 13, 2012, 06:19:08 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:38:49 PM
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

i am serious

also, i am a heavyweight contender in the surviving on oranges alone stakes with a personal record of 10 days

Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Pæs

#680
January 13, 2012, 06:44:53 AM
Quote from: holist on January 13, 2012, 06:19:08 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:38:49 PM
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

i am serious

also, i am a heavyweight contender in the surviving on oranges alone stakes with a personal record of 10 days
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU JUST PUT A DROP OF ORANGE JUICE IN YOUR INFLATABLE PADDLING POOL AND SLOSH AROUND IN IT, YOU COCKCHEWING JIZZMITE.
YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT TO INGEST THE ENTIRE ORANGE.

Don Coyote

#681
January 13, 2012, 06:57:24 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on January 13, 2012, 06:44:53 AM
Quote from: holist on January 13, 2012, 06:19:08 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:38:49 PM
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

i am serious

also, i am a heavyweight contender in the surviving on oranges alone stakes with a personal record of 10 days
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU JUST PUT A DROP OF ORANGE JUICE IN YOUR INFLATABLE PADDLING POOL AND SLOSH AROUND IN IT, YOU COCKCHEWING JIZZMITE.
YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT TO INGEST THE ENTIRE ORANGE.

:spittake:

Dildo Argentino

#682
January 13, 2012, 07:32:58 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on January 13, 2012, 06:44:53 AM
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU JUST PUT A DROP OF ORANGE JUICE IN YOUR INFLATABLE PADDLING POOL AND SLOSH AROUND IN IT, YOU COCKCHEWING JIZZMITE.
YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT TO INGEST THE ENTIRE ORANGE.

it doesn't??

:lulz:
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Telarus

#683
January 13, 2012, 07:33:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 12, 2012, 08:51:57 PM
ONE OF THE VITAMIN C DEFICIENT HOI POLLOI.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I fell outta mah chair.
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Cain

#684
January 13, 2012, 07:46:23 AM
I can either do an orange eating contest on any given Thursday, OR on the weekend a month from now.

Right now, though, I am having a bagel eating competition, against myself.  I'm performing pretty well, but I'm not sure I can sustain it in the long-term.

The Good Reverend Roger

#685
January 13, 2012, 01:25:30 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on January 13, 2012, 06:44:53 AM
Quote from: holist on January 13, 2012, 06:19:08 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 12, 2012, 08:38:49 PM
I suppose you think we're not serious about stuffing real oranges in our faces until we puke.

i am serious

also, i am a heavyweight contender in the surviving on oranges alone stakes with a personal record of 10 days
IT DOESN'T COUNT IF YOU JUST PUT A DROP OF ORANGE JUICE IN YOUR INFLATABLE PADDLING POOL AND SLOSH AROUND IN IT, YOU COCKCHEWING JIZZMITE.
YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT TO INGEST THE ENTIRE ORANGE.

This sort of thing is why Paes is my favorite upside down person.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#686
January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#687
January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#688
January 13, 2012, 02:05:15 PM
HOW ABOUT MONDAY
IT'S SCROTUM LUTHER KING DAY


IN ADDITION,
UP YOURS

Chairman Risus

#689
January 13, 2012, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 13, 2012, 02:05:15 PM
HOW ABOUT MONDAY
IT'S SCROTUM LUTHER KING DAY


IN ADDITION,
UP YOURS

I'm game for Monday, you leper-fucks.
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