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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Dildo Argentino

#690
January 13, 2012, 05:40:14 PM
monday good

oranges still on special offer
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Pope Pixie Pickle

#691
January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

The Good Reverend Roger

#692
January 13, 2012, 06:01:51 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

Tiny.  Teensy teensy tiny.
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EK WAFFLR

#693
January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Fractalbeard

#694
January 13, 2012, 06:10:57 PM
I AM TOTALLY DOWN WITH MASS ORANGE MURDER ON MONDAY
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Phox

#695
January 13, 2012, 06:21:14 PM
I can do Monday.

EK WAFFLR

#696
January 13, 2012, 06:21:48 PM
MONFUCKINGDAY
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Triple Zero

#697
January 13, 2012, 06:33:37 PM
One day late though, SUNDAY is Setting Orange, Chaos 15, 3178 YOLD :D
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Freeky

#698
January 13, 2012, 07:06:22 PM
MONDAY, WHILE PRETTY AWFUL FOR ME, IS PERFECT. 

FUCKING SCIENCE AND ADVENTURE!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#699
January 14, 2012, 06:09:18 AM
I WON'T BE ABLE TO START TILL 5.

crap.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#700
January 14, 2012, 07:56:28 AM
I  might actually be able to do Monday.

If I can stomach it.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#701
January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#702
January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#703
January 14, 2012, 06:32:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#704
January 14, 2012, 06:35:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:32:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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