FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

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Dildo Argentino

monday good

oranges still on special offer
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

Tiny.  Teensy teensy tiny.
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EK WAFFLR

OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.
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Fractalbeard

I AM TOTALLY DOWN WITH MASS ORANGE MURDER ON MONDAY
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EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Triple Zero

One day late though, SUNDAY is Setting Orange, Chaos 15, 3178 YOLD :D
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Sir Squid Diddimus

I WON'T BE ABLE TO START TILL 5.

crap.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I  might actually be able to do Monday.

If I can stomach it.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:32:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."