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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:35:29 PM
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Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)
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Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:41:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:35:29 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)

God show chap.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Don Coyote on January 14, 2012, 08:28:44 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:41:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:35:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:32:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)

God show chap.

IS THIS WHAT I HAVE BECOME? A PERSON TO PERFORM CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNNERY UPON?  :argh!:
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Don Coyote

Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 15, 2012, 12:03:50 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 14, 2012, 08:28:44 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:41:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:35:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:32:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)

God show chap.

IS THIS WHAT I HAVE BECOME? A PERSON TO PERFORM CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNNERY UPON?  :argh!:

No, you're from belgianland, and there are no real people from there.

Freeky

I may or may not participate, it depends on if I am feeling better. 

Today was extremely draining for me, as a whole, being sick and fucked up on benzos.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Don Coyote on January 15, 2012, 12:33:37 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 15, 2012, 12:03:50 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 14, 2012, 08:28:44 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:41:27 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:35:29 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 06:32:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 14, 2012, 06:30:39 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 14, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

You're taller than my mom and my 28 year old sister. Still shorter than me though (and Bruce Dickinson, and maybe Dani Filth) :p


Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 13, 2012, 06:09:39 PM
OK YOU MOTHERCUNTING ASSPAGGOTS! I HAVE 6 KILOS OF ORANGES AND I AM READY.

I don't think I've ever seen a spag become a spag so smoothly and quickly as this spag right here.

He didn't become a spag; he was BORN a spag.

I think in his case he was bjorn a spag. ;)

:crankey:

;)

God show chap.

IS THIS WHAT I HAVE BECOME? A PERSON TO PERFORM CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNNERY UPON?  :argh!:

No, you're from belgianland, and there are no real people from there.

I'll have you know that I'm more realer than a very real thing. Also, I'm drunk.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Inspirational video, something about a mathematical infinity of infinitely dense oranges:

http://youtu.be/uFvokQUHh08
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Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

Smaller people than I.

I'm 5'2" and 118 lbs. We're tiny.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: navkat on January 15, 2012, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 05:59:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 01:38:11 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 01:37:04 PM
I have never competed in the orange eating contest because i refuse to bow to peer pressure.

Also, because you're TIIIIIIIINY.

Most of the oranges are bigger than you.

Smaller people than I.

I'm 5'2" and 118 lbs. We're tiny.

I am 5ft3.5in I am NOT tiny. There are smaller people than me. Fully growed adults.

"Smaller than me" is correct.

I am also 5'3", for teh record, but not really tiny as I am sturdy and made of muscle.
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Freeky

oh snap its fucking ON.

Good thing I'ma get all rested up before this.  TOMORROW (my tomorrow, same day for you), I WILl OWN THIS CONSTEST.

Cainad (dec.)

Enjoy your pain, turdmonglers! I'll be sitting here, not stuffing my dumb face with FUCKING ORANGES.

Freeky

Quote from: Cainad on January 16, 2012, 05:39:13 AM
Enjoy your pain, turdmonglers! I'll be sitting here, not stuffing my dumb face with FUCKING ORANGES.

Cainad, I'm surprised at you.  I thought you were a biped, not a NON ORANGE EATING SISSY PANCE.

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YOU PUGNACIOUS SPLATTER-PATTIES OF TREE JIZZ WILL TASTE DEFEAT STARTING IN 2 HOURS
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I JUST UTTERLY MASTICATED AN ENTIRE ORANGE TODAY WHILE YOU FEEBLY LAID THERE PRETENDING TO BE DEAD—DROOLING LIKE AN OVERGROWN POSSUM WITH DIABETES.

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, CANDY ASSES.

GET OUT OF BED AND FACE YOUR CERTAIN DOOM.
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