FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I HAVE STARTED, YOU CUMGUZZLING DONKEYRAPERS

STARTED WHAT, ASSBAG, CRYING TEARS OF DEFEAT INTO YOUR PUNY MANDARINS?

STARTED TO OWN YOUR ASS, TWATTING CUNTHOLE. FIVE

FOURTEEN.

I ALSO HAVE A BLADDER LIKE A CAMEL.

[EK WAFFLR]

I HAVE STARTED, YOU CUMGUZZLING DONKEYRAPERS

STARTED WHAT, ASSBAG, CRYING TEARS OF DEFEAT INTO YOUR PUNY MANDARINS?

STARTED TO OWN YOUR ASS, TWATTING CUNTHOLE. FIVE

FOURTEEN.

I ALSO HAVE A BLADDER LIKE A CAMEL.

SEVEN.
I BET YOU HAVE A TOE LIKE A CAMEL TOO.


Also, I will take a break for a few hours later, to pick up the cat.

[Triple Zero]

Also, I will take a break for a few hours later, to pick up the cat.

YOU DROPPED YOUR CAT?? BUT YOU JUST GOT A NEW ONE

[EK WAFFLR]

Also, I will take a break for a few hours later, to pick up the cat.

YOU DROPPED YOUR CAT?? BUT YOU JUST GOT A NEW ONE

I JUST LOST HER! (Also, I haven't gotten the new one yet. Going to pick her up from the kitty shelter)

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

YOU TURBID GERBIL-SMUGGLERS MADE EIGHT POUNDS OF ORANGES SOUND WAY WORSE THAN IT ACTUALLY IS.

FIFTEEN DOWN, ONE LEFT. THE STORE OPENS AT SEVEN, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO SHIT MY PANTS IN A "FREDDY'S".

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I HAVE STARTED, YOU CUMGUZZLING DONKEYRAPERS

STARTED WHAT, ASSBAG, CRYING TEARS OF DEFEAT INTO YOUR PUNY MANDARINS?

STARTED TO OWN YOUR ASS, TWATTING CUNTHOLE. FIVE

FOURTEEN.

I ALSO HAVE A BLADDER LIKE A CAMEL.

SEVEN.
I BET YOU HAVE A TOE LIKE A CAMEL TOO.


Also, I will take a break for a few hours later, to pick up the cat.

GARGLE A VAT OF BAGGED GRANNY VULVAS ON A TALLBIKE BATMAN, GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU EVEN HAVE LEFT TO COMPETE? I COULD GO DIP MY BALLS IN NORWEGIAN CHOCOLATE FOR HALF THE DAY AND STILL TROUNCE YOUR INFERIOR DICK-GOGGLED EXCUSE FOR AN ORANGE EATING ATTEMPT WITH MY PINKY TOE.

SIXTEEN.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

HOW ABOUT MONDAY
IT'S SCROTUM LUTHER KING DAY


IN ADDITION,
UP YOURS

I'm game for Monday, you leper-fucks.

I THINK I JUST HEARD THE SOUND OF YOUR DICK FALLING OFF AND SMASHING INTO DOZENS OF ESPECIALLY TINY FOOTBALL MINIATURES.

[navkat]

 
I shat.

[Cramulus]

ho my SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK

I JUST WOKE UP

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GET ILL

LITERALLY ILL


FUCK YOU SPAGS IN THE GOAT HOLE

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

ho my SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK

I JUST WOKE UP

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO GET ILL

LITERALLY ILL


FUCK YOU SPAGS IN THE GOAT HOLE

GOAT YOUR WHOLE SPAG, ILL-JONG-FUCK.

I'M SECURING EIGHT MORE POUNDS OF PURE CALIFORNIA HATE WITHIN THE HOUR.

[Freeky]

GUESS WHAT SPAGS.

I HAVE SIXTEN POUNDS OF NAVEL FRUIT, ONE THIRD OF THAT (MINUS ONE) BEFORE ME.  I AM NOT YET AWAKE, BUT I ALREADY TASTE TRIUPMH, DESPITE NET'S EARLY START.

[navkat]

My friend and overseer, Ritalin told me I'm not allowed to come out to play this year. Too many kitchen counters to wipe down 37 times.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My friend and overseer, Ritalin told me I'm not allowed to come out to play this year. Too many kitchen counters to wipe down 37 times.

I am also not participating, on the grounds that I don't want to shit acid for 2 days.

I mean, more acid than is normal for me.

[Fractalbeard]

Four.

[Fractalbeard]

Six.