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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Suu

#810
January 16, 2012, 10:58:14 PM
Of Tums and Prep H, I'm sure.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#811
January 16, 2012, 10:59:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 16, 2012, 10:58:14 PM
Of Tums and Prep H, I'm sure.
I was thinking of grapefruits. 16 pounds of grapefruits.  :lulz:

Fractalbeard

#812
January 16, 2012, 11:00:10 PM
So, what are the totals so far?

I'm holding at 23 right now.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.

Cainad (dec.)

#813
January 16, 2012, 11:01:43 PM
Quote from: Dingus Thingus Rurouzaru on January 16, 2012, 11:00:10 PM
So, what are the totals so far?

I'm holding at 23 right now.

are you fucking shitting me?

like, Navel oranges? Size of a Magic 8-Ball Navel oranges?

jesus christ if that's true you already won

Cramulus

#814
January 16, 2012, 11:02:29 PM
8 BIG ASS ORANGES, MEATFUCKS

Fractalbeard

#815
January 16, 2012, 11:04:10 PM
Navels, yo!
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insuficiently advanced.

Freeky

#816
January 16, 2012, 11:06:36 PM
6 MOTHERFUCKERS!! PERSONAL BEST.

Don Coyote

#817
January 16, 2012, 11:06:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor M. Phox0 on January 16, 2012, 10:59:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 16, 2012, 10:58:14 PM
Of Tums and Prep H, I'm sure.
I was thinking of grapefruits. 16 pounds of grapefruits.  :lulz:
:D :hi5:  :D

Phox

#818
January 16, 2012, 11:08:20 PM
I have devoured 8, and will be continuing my domination of oranges when I finish my next review. (I have been procrastinating, damn me).

Cainad (dec.)

#819
January 16, 2012, 11:08:34 PM
If I didn't have to buy them in batches of 100 I'd TOTALLY buy Net one of those enameled bronze coins with a picture of an orange on it, and "FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST" around the edges

Cramulus

#820
January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 PM
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



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yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

navkat

#821
January 16, 2012, 11:28:52 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#822
January 16, 2012, 11:54:37 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 PM
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



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yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

I've been screaming about this from the beginning.

And nobody made him "compete".

You fuckers are nuts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#823
January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 PM
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



_____

yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#824
January 17, 2012, 12:07:09 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 17, 2012, 12:05:33 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 16, 2012, 11:11:19 PM
from Net:

The triage nurse laughed at me. :) The good news is that the blood is getting brighter red, the bad news is that I keep vomiting blood. I'm being admitted to the regular ass hospital now so thanks for dreaming up this turd-spackled contest, captain ass spanner.



_____

yo, if we can pick a get well thing of some sort, I will totally throw in
because this shit is bananas

That really doesn't sound good.

EIGHT POUNDS of ANYTHING is bad fucking news.  Eight pounds of CITRIC ACID-LOADED oranges is pretty near suicide.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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