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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Jenne

i has no oranges.  i has no intent of buying them, either.  :(  i is fail.






(but i am enjoying the FUCK out of this fread)

Cramulus

orange # 7 was like eating a wrecking ball

I can actually feel my stomach lining....


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2010, 07:53:00 PM
orange # 7 was like eating a wrecking ball

I can actually feel my stomach lining....



You know, you may actually fuck yourself up doing this.

And no dying til you get the package I sent you.
Molon Lube

Suu

I just burped pure acid.


...I'm wondering if going for number 9 is actually a good idea or not. Fuck.


CRAM YOU DAMNULUS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!??!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cramulus

Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 22, 2010, 07:37:37 PM


HEY
CAPTAIN FRUITOPIA

I'VE GOT A MISSION FOR YOU. HERE'S TWO QUARTERS. GRAB YOUR CANKLES AND CALL YOUR MOTHER A WHORE.

LMNO

Four pages in, this has gotten pretty damn ugly.  And ever more hilarious.



Thank you, PD.com, for sacrificing your bodies for the sake of the lulz.



NOW GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK EATING THOSE MOTHERFUCKING ORANGES.

Cramulus

Quote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 08:03:17 PM
I just burped pure acid.


...I'm wondering if going for number 9 is actually a good idea or not. Fuck.


CRAM YOU DAMNULUS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?!!??!

fucking seriously. I just took a dump that looked like orange pulp. Not exaggerating. I've finished seven oranges, going to pause here and let my metabolism catch up.

Richter

You all just accidentally your stomach lining.  Enjoy your ulcers. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

WHAT ARE YOU AMATEURS DOING? I AM STARTING ON ORANGE FOUR. CAN YOU FEEL MY HOT BREATH NIPPING AT YOUR HIND?

FUCK IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO EAT FUCKING ORANGES.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT.


SLOW AND STEADY NOW.

MOTHERFUCKERS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TESTICULARLY RETARDED SISSYPANTS ORANGE-EATING WANNABEES?

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

ORANGE NUMBER FOUR


I WILL SHOW YOU

TACO BELL MARGARITAS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

I AM A FUCKING PUSSY. I AM PULLING OUT AFTER ONLY TWO.

FAIL. :x

Suu

NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9...IN THE CAN!





Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'MA STILL BE EATING ORANGES AFTER YOU PANSIES ARE ASLEEP! I CAN'T LOSE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Quote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 08:25:42 PM
NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9...IN THE CAN!







If you have any complaints about the condition of you GI tract Thursday I will point and laugh.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

Are you kidding? With the amount of fiber I'm ingesting this shit should pass in no time.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."