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FUCKING ORANGE EATING CONTEST

Started by Cramulus, June 22, 2010, 02:44:42 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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Quote from: Richter on June 22, 2010, 08:35:42 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 08:25:42 PM
NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9...NUMBER 9...IN THE CAN!







If you have any complaints about the condition of you GI tract Thursday I will point and laugh.

Richter. Remember who you're talking to... I eat raw beef for breakfast almost every morning. I once went a month eating nothing but tinned fish, candy, and things that are pickled. I view sausage that's been left out as a challenge. I ate nothing but cheeseburgers for all of September... some of them raw.

Feh. These are mere ORANGES. Oranges shall not defeat me! My digestive system owns everything!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Richter

Comment was not direct at Nigel, Nigel's colon, or any other such honorable participants. 

Please accept apologies and please not to explode my head with yo sphincter. 

For thine is the kingdom of indestructibowel.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cramulus

Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

LMNO

Sweet merciful fuck, you've been doing this at work?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus


Suu

My colon is still functioning as normal. What's wrong with you?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

Okay.  Cram has officially deified himself. :lulz:
Molon Lube

Suu

I just burped stomach acid again.

Ooooff....
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 08:57:03 PM
I just burped stomach acid again.

Ooooff....

Tums.

Seriously.  Your espohagus is going to look like a WWI battlefield.
Molon Lube

Richter

Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

Ride it out.  Perform a half ass cleaning job in the bathroom, and then spend the rest of the day stinking up the joint.  People WILL walk on eggshells to avoid implying that you crapped yourself.  In fact, your feces are completely non-culpable once washed away, and you can call the wrath of HR down on anyone who tries to complain.  
The burden of proof in on them in regards to the shit being in your pants at the time.

(Bonus points if you can incorporate Vasquez's "Somebody put shit in my pants.")    
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 08:58:50 PM
Quote from: Suu on June 22, 2010, 08:57:03 PM
I just burped stomach acid again.

Ooooff....

Tums.

Seriously.  Your espohagus is going to look like a WWI battlefield.

It already does. I take Prilosec daily.

Mmm...purple pill time.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Elder Iptuous

Cram,
please to describe the extent of your little accident.
is it a mere skidmark, or are those shorts going in the burn pile?
oh good lord, that's excellent!
:lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on June 22, 2010, 08:48:11 PM
Oh. My. Fucking. God.



It started out
                     as a fart.



and then it was
MORE THAN A FART.


I can't believe it ---



  --- I actually just crapped my pants!


              --- at work











on the bright side, looks like I'm going home early today!

I can't stop laughing.

I'm... sorry?

Wait, does this mean you're withdrawing your challenge?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."