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This Decade In Horrible Awesome Shit (recap)

Started by Jasper, June 23, 2010, 06:00:34 PM

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Suu

I graduated high school.

I started college.

I graduated college.

Recession.

I skipped my 10 year high school reunion.

I started college again.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

Earthquakes and tsunamis fucking badlied that wrong parts of the globe. 

No one cared too much.

So we sent aid to build them McDonalds and Internet Cafes.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

The Americans who finally get off their couch, get mad, and take to the streets are horribly misinformed and batshit insane. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 01:21:14 PM
The Americans who finally get off their couch, get mad, and take to the streets are horribly misinformed and batshit insane. 

Oof.  That's a good one.

AFK

It's another reason that while I may agree more, philosophically with Democrats, I hate them because they do fuck all about it.  Why aren't they marching in the streets demanding our government move on cleaner sources of energy?  We have people in congress apologizing to BP for "shakedowns" and people just sit there, shake their fist at the TV, and then nothing. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Reginald Ret

Quote from: RWHN on June 24, 2010, 01:43:48 PM
It's another reason that while I may agree more, philosophically with Democrats, I hate them because they do fuck all about it.  Why aren't they marching in the streets demanding our government move on cleaner sources of energy?  We have people in congress apologizing to BP for "shakedowns" and people just sit there, shake their fist at the TV, and then nothing
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The Johnny

Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 24, 2010, 12:54:24 PM
A) Chinese smoking baby

http://www.eluniversal.com.mx/notas/689597.html

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After the case of Ardi, a two-year old child that smoked 40 cigarrettes a day was made public, a case of a three-year old that is a tobacco and beer addict came to light.

Article in spanish - im sure someone can find the parallel article in english easily.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Johnny


Oh, and if anyone saw the brazilian movie "City of God" - it completely reminds me of Ze Pequeño.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Rumckle

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Quote from: RWHN on June 23, 2010, 09:14:50 PM
All of my puns. 

ALL OF THEM!!!!

And the posts that didn't contain puns, that we stared at for 5 minutes looking for the puns.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Doktor Howl

I keep seeing references to Bush and Katrina.

Which decade are we talking about?
Molon Lube

Lord Cataplanga

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 02:27:50 PM
I keep seeing references to Bush and Katrina.

Which decade are we talking about?

A decade can mean any arbitrary span of 10 years, not necessarily XX00 to XX09.
In this context, "this decade" probably means 2001-2010.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lord Cataplanga on June 25, 2010, 04:09:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 02:27:50 PM
I keep seeing references to Bush and Katrina.

Which decade are we talking about?

A decade can mean any arbitrary span of 10 years, not necessarily XX00 to XX09.
In this context, "this decade" probably means 2001-2010.

Well, fuck that.  That means that "the 30s" began in 1931, and 1930 was part of the 20s.

That's just fucking retarded.
Molon Lube

Jasper

I really just meant the last ten years or so. 


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 25, 2010, 07:10:32 PM
I really just meant the last ten years or so. 



Oh.

Then I want to change my answer.
Molon Lube

Bruno

The "Summer of the Shark" when, in the Summer of 2001, unprovoked shark attacks were actually lower than average, but the media, bored with having nothing to report, decided to hype up the few that had happened and pass it off as a sudden outbreak of shark attacks.

Because, you know, we were desperately in need of something to be afraid of.
Formerly something else...