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This Decade In Horrible Awesome Shit (recap)

Started by Jasper, June 23, 2010, 06:00:34 PM

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Jasper

June 23, 2010, 06:00:34 PM
ITT we make the list.  It WILL take a whole thread.  

Police not allowed to chase criminals

Banana Sex Cultists

Palin 2012

Touchdown Jesus Destroyed by an Act of God


Nephew Twiddleton

#1
June 23, 2010, 06:04:33 PM
Mule-fucking terrorist runs for governor of Georgia.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#2
June 23, 2010, 06:05:37 PM
GITMO still open.

Iraq still going on.

Afghanistan going down the pooper.

Jim Crow in Arizona.

Elvis still dead.

Robert McNamara still alive.

Teabaggers.

OIL SPILL.



Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3
June 23, 2010, 06:06:02 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 23, 2010, 06:04:33 PM
Mule-fucking terrorist runs for governor of Georgia.

Sheriff Joe Arpeio running for governor of Arizona.
Molon Lube

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#4
June 23, 2010, 06:27:12 PM
Toys being removed from Happy Meals because apparently kids are unable to resist their siren call...

How the kids are getting to McDonalds without parental approval is still a mystery. Evidence indicates that they may be stealing money from their parents and secretly stopping at McD's while carpooling to preschool with their peers.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Juana

#5
June 23, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
No Child Left Behind

The mildly retarded Bush as President
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
June 23, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 23, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
No Child Left Behind

The mildly retarded Bush as President

Twice.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

#7
June 23, 2010, 09:13:16 PM
Nobody seems to have noticed the Awesome clause...  :lol:    

Oh well.

ETA:  Oh wait, I said that without adjusting for local sense of humor.  Nevermind.

AFK

#8
June 23, 2010, 09:14:50 PM
All of my puns. 

ALL OF THEM!!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#9
June 23, 2010, 09:27:47 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 23, 2010, 06:05:37 PM


Robert McNamara still alive.

McNamara kicked the bucket a year ago. Let's go find his grave and piss on it.
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Reginald Ret

#10
June 23, 2010, 10:25:21 PM
The economy.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Freeky

#11
June 23, 2010, 11:43:34 PM Last Edit: June 23, 2010, 11:58:44 PM by Professor Freeky
Quote from: RWHN on June 23, 2010, 09:14:50 PM
All of my puns.  

ALL OF THEM!!!!

THE FREAD IS CALLED "THIS DECADE IN HORRIBLE AWESOME SHIT". YUOR PUNS DO NOT QUALIFY DUE TO SOLID WIN. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

ETA: Forggot the closing quotations

Jasper

#12
June 23, 2010, 11:57:28 PM
Chris Poole given a TED talk.

Juana

#13
June 24, 2010, 12:31:06 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 23, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 23, 2010, 06:58:00 PM
No Child Left Behind

The mildly retarded Bush as President

Twice.
The "security moms" who elected him the second time around.

The Tea Party

Atlas Shrugged - The Movie (ok, due out in 2011, but still...that's enough of a potential audience for them to gt the go ahead, even with a minuscule budget is testament enough to the terrible-ness of the preceding decade)
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

NotPublished

#14
June 24, 2010, 12:40:32 AM
24/06/2010 - Australia is now being ruled by a Snake, after consuming the previous leader.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.
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