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Started by Lies, June 24, 2010, 06:39:56 AM

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#15
June 24, 2010, 10:35:31 PM
This is my favourite rendition of events : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501278
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Iason Ouabache

#16
June 24, 2010, 11:04:40 PM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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#17
June 24, 2010, 11:05:49 PM
Isn't Kevin Rudd soo cute?
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Suu

#18
June 24, 2010, 11:22:02 PM
And I thought American politics were funny. I should have known that the Australians would make no sense whatsoever.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#19
June 25, 2010, 12:01:28 AM
They do all of their politicing upside down.

Rumckle

#20
June 26, 2010, 03:05:31 PM
I love the lulz generated by people ringing up radio stations, and writing letters to the paper, and the media giving them airtime.

Such things like:
"We didn't vote for Julia we voted for Kevin"
uh, no it is the Westminster system, unless you live in their electorate you voted for neither.

And:
"How could she just backstab Kevin like that?"

Umm, that's kinda how Kevin got his job, and THAT'S FUCKING HOW POLITICS WORKS, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARSE!

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Rumckle

#21
June 26, 2010, 03:56:20 PM
Oh I forgot the best one:

"To become the president of the US you have to be born in America, why do we have a Welsh born prime minister?"

:lulz:

For the record 6/27 PMs have been born overseas.

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
June 26, 2010, 04:07:44 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 26, 2010, 03:56:20 PM
Oh I forgot the best one:

"To become the president of the US you have to be born in America, why do we have a Welsh born prime minister?"

:lulz:

For the record 6/27 PMs have been born overseas.



Yeah, it's not that unusual I think. I've heard that several Americans have been heads of state of other countries.

Of course, that's part of our world domination plan.  Remember the Republics of Texas and Hawaii?  Yep.
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Rumckle

#23
June 26, 2010, 05:00:15 PM
Hmm, well the invasion has already started here, our state premier is from Vegas.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
June 26, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 26, 2010, 05:00:15 PM
Hmm, well the invasion has already started here, our state premier is from Vegas.


Excellent! Once we have sufficiently taken over you government and have turned it into a federal presidential republic, a clearly flawless system. We can then start introducing legislation to adopt the US Constitution, adding a few more stars to the flag and removing import tariffs on Fosters and whatever else you guys give us. You may keep your accents however. They are charming.
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#25
June 26, 2010, 06:47:55 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 26, 2010, 03:56:20 PM


"To become the president of the US you have to be born in America, why do we have a Welsh born prime minister?"



Uh, because we're not America, and so have made our own rules?

Next thing they'll be asking is why the drinking age isn't raised to 21, or pleading the 5th in Australian Federal courts.
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