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[Dysnomia]

So Mr. Africa has made plain that he simply wants to get into my pants.  Which makes him the....4th or 5th guy I've crushed on since last official boyfriend who just wanted in mahpance.  Therefore his fantastic, muscular, ass is getting canned.


Which leaves....




Cute Assyrian Nerd!  Who is intent upon proving to me that he is a BAD BOYTM, when he isn't really at all, which only makes him increasingly more adorable.  Which makes me want to pounce him.  Also, he's hot as fuck, from Iran, recently graduated from UC Berkley, and is moving down into my area by the end of the month for his new jorb!   

I get to see him tomorrow, and parents/friend/friend's parents will all get to meet him as friend's parents are giving him two kick ass servers for free.  Because Friendster apparently gave them all their old servers when they ate shit. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yay Cute Assyrian Nerd!

This is the guy you have spent mucho time with who has NOT tried to depance you, right?

I would say that is a good sign, but my own experience with a man who was not so into depancing makes me slightly wary.

[Dysnomia]

yeah.  We've made out, and been cuddly, but he's never been gropey.  Mr. Africa was trying to slyly get up my skirt on the second date though...and with my recent taste, I'm not so keen.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, groping is not so great.

[Dysnomia]

it would be one thing if I'd know him previously to dating.  But I barely know this guy.  He's just some guy from the gym who asked me out.  It's not like I have any previous history, or can get dirt on him through a friend.


o well.

CAN is turning out to be super adorable anyways with his failattempts at being naughty.   

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I can attest to nerds being the next best thing to fried chicken with hot sauce.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah.

I mostly am into nerds.

Mostly.

[Dysnomia]

I generally am too.


They're so cute, are generally surprisingly good in the sack, and will love you forever.


Not to mention, the free computer fixing service isn't bad either...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Awesome in the sack, free electronics, a wealth of info, very loving and attentive..


Shit man. I fucking LOVE my geek.

Yeah. I said it. I think for the first time, I just "went on" about how great my husband is.
He cleans, has dinner waiting for me when I get home from work and makes sure I have everything I need. What a great guy.

A++++ would marry again!

[Dysnomia]

Awesome in the sack, free electronics, a wealth of info, very loving and attentive..


Shit man. I fucking LOVE my geek.

Yeah. I said it. I think for the first time, I just "went on" about how great my husband is.
He cleans, has dinner waiting for me when I get home from work and makes sure I have everything I need. What a great guy.

A++++ would marry again!

they tend to make bank around here too, which is an awesome plus if you have an expensive sport like I do....

Though in a couple years I will be too.  Esp if our economy keeps recovering, allowing more people to hire me. 

[Dysnomia]

So far every middle eastern guy I've known (romantic or not) has been rather large in teh pance too.  I'm hoping my cute little engineer follows suit...

[Dysnomia]

it's also worth mentioning that when I texted the lyrics to Yellow Submarine to CAN today he responded by saying he wanted his to be blue, and included a happy face.   

He also snuck american pie when he lived in Iran, even though it's illegal there. 

[LMNO]

I just want to point out that you can be a nice, caring, supportive, sensitive guy, and STILL want to get into a girls pance on the second date.

Just because you make them horny, doesn't mean they're not good people.

[AFK]

Mrs WHN wanted to get into my pants on the second date. Sometimes it goes the other way too. 

[LMNO]

Of course, I read this thread before the Open Bar, and I think we need additional information:

Mr. Africa and I were supposed to have a date tonight because friend bailed on me.  He wanted me to come over and watch a movie at his place (third date, following a handsy second date).  Uh no.  So he agreed to meet me somewhere instead.  I've just been stood up.


YOUR MOTIVES.


THEY ARE CLEAR SIR.



ENDGAME.

Now I see what you're saying.  That seems to be beyond the realm of normal nice guy horny-as-fuck.