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I AM SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CROCS

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, October 22, 2010, 07:07:18 PM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

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    A STOWAWAY crocodile on a flight escaped from its carrier bag and sparked an onboard stampede that caused the flight to crash, killing 19 passengers and crew.

    The croc had been hidden in a passenger's sports bag - allegedly with plans to sell it - but it tore loose and ran amok, sparking panic.

    A stampede of terrified passengers caused the small aircraft to lose balance and tip over in mid-air during an internal flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

    The unbalanced load caused the aircraft, on a routine flight from the capital, Kinshasa, to the regional airport at Bandundu, to go into a spin and crash into a house.

    A lone survivor from the Let 410 plane told the astonishing tale to investigators.

    http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/crocodile-on-a-plane-kills-19/story-e6frfq80-1225942045322#ixzz134zluFs3
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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AFK

I imagine there must have been some tears shed.  Not that I care really. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Disco Pickle

Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 22, 2010, 07:11:05 PM
I imagine there must have been some tears shed.  Not that I care really. 

only crocodile tears
"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Cain

The old "there was a crocodile on the plane, honest guv" tactic, eh?

And staying in the airport bar until 5am doing tequila shots had absolutely nothing to do with the crash, I'm sure.

Zenpeanut


the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

AFK

Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on October 22, 2010, 07:49:16 PM
Quote from: Punmeister Meisterpunner on October 22, 2010, 07:11:05 PM
I imagine there must have been some tears shed.  Not that I care really. 

only crocodile tears

RIP:  The Obvious  strangled to death 10-22-10

He was so young!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Disco Pickle

"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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