BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

[Dysnomia]

OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU

[Doktor Howl]

OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU

They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.

Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.

[Freeky]

OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU

They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.

Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.

I laughed so loud. 

[Dysnomia]

OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU

They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.

Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.

 

I do the step thing that's like a never ending escalator, or tread mill for cardio.  But I love that thing where you bend over, and lift your upper body back up, and the metal thing essentially forces your ass into the air.  From the looks of it...I'm not the only person who sees results when I do that move either.   

[Dysnomia]

oh goddamnit.  CAN was so bad at teh sex that it makes me never want to get laid, much less have lizzay tiem.   


Also, he is turning into a clinger, when I'm trying to rid myself of him.   

[Freeky]

Oh damn, that sucks.

[Dysnomia]

Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

find one of those jockey midgets

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

[Dysnomia]

find one of those jockey midgets

I AM in love with Calvin Borel for some reason...even though I'm a foot and a half taller than him, and he's 20 years older than me.  Plus...married.  Maybe I should head up to Golden Gate Fields more often.  Or drop in on my trainer acquaintance at the TB farm in the area.

Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

No thanks!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

Jesus fuck.

Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

Jesus fuck.

Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.

Oh, yeah, and not just Mr Language.  One spag I know named Joe moved up there, he's useless as tits on a boar, but he's big and muscled and VERY damaged goods.  He found himself a nice girl to emotionally neglect and otherwise abuse, and now he's bringing her back here when he burns up on reentry next month.

Just think of it as Tucson metastasizing.

[Doktor Howl]

No thanks!

I was only trying to help.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

Jesus fuck.

Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.

Oh, yeah, and not just Mr Language.  One spag I know named Joe moved up there, he's useless as tits on a boar, but he's big and muscled and VERY damaged goods.  He found himself a nice girl to emotionally neglect and otherwise abuse, and now he's bringing her back here when he burns up on reentry next month.

Just think of it as Tucson metastasizing.

[Doktor Howl]

Once again, we Doktors are not here to tell pleasing lies.