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[LMNO]

I really hope you mean ass-cheek.

[Dysnomia]

sadly no. 

[Dysnomia]

am getting drunk sexts from OLDF.  Am no longer uninterested in sex,


That is all.

[Freeky]

Wonderful!

[Dysnomia]

Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only.  No bf/gf.  Fuck him. 

Am once again disinterested in men.

[Freeky]

  Sorry, chicka.

[Dysnomia]

even the ones who've had crushes on me for years are now treating me like I'm a piece of meat, WHAT THE FUCK?

[Freeky]

You need to make an example of someone.

[Dysnomia]

has been done multiple times. 

[Richter]

Take trophies next time.  Display and explain to all suitors.

[Dysnomia]

 

[East Coast Hustle]

Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only.  No bf/gf.  Fuck him.  

Am once again disinterested in men.

I fail to see the problem in that scenario.

why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?

[Dysnomia]

no milk for him, not now, not ever.

[LMNO]

Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only.  No bf/gf.  Fuck him.  

Am once again disinterested in men.

I fail to see the problem in that scenario.

why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?

Hey!  That's just the same as downloading music for free!


YOU SEX PIRATE!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

great. My imagination is picturing ECH with a pirate hat, bottle of spiced rum, AND NOTHING ELSE!