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Started by Lies, June 24, 2010, 06:39:56 AM

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In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Isn't Kevin Rudd soo cute?
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Suu

And I thought American politics were funny. I should have known that the Australians would make no sense whatsoever.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

They do all of their politicing upside down.

Rumckle

I love the lulz generated by people ringing up radio stations, and writing letters to the paper, and the media giving them airtime.

Such things like:
"We didn't vote for Julia we voted for Kevin"
uh, no it is the Westminster system, unless you live in their electorate you voted for neither.

And:
"How could she just backstab Kevin like that?"

Umm, that's kinda how Kevin got his job, and THAT'S FUCKING HOW POLITICS WORKS, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARSE!

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Rumckle

Oh I forgot the best one:

"To become the president of the US you have to be born in America, why do we have a Welsh born prime minister?"

:lulz:

For the record 6/27 PMs have been born overseas.

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rumckle on June 26, 2010, 03:56:20 PM
Oh I forgot the best one:

"To become the president of the US you have to be born in America, why do we have a Welsh born prime minister?"

:lulz:

For the record 6/27 PMs have been born overseas.



Yeah, it's not that unusual I think. I've heard that several Americans have been heads of state of other countries.

Of course, that's part of our world domination plan.  Remember the Republics of Texas and Hawaii?  Yep.
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Rumckle

Hmm, well the invasion has already started here, our state premier is from Vegas.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rumckle on June 26, 2010, 05:00:15 PM
Hmm, well the invasion has already started here, our state premier is from Vegas.


Excellent! Once we have sufficiently taken over you government and have turned it into a federal presidential republic, a clearly flawless system. We can then start introducing legislation to adopt the US Constitution, adding a few more stars to the flag and removing import tariffs on Fosters and whatever else you guys give us. You may keep your accents however. They are charming.
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Cain

Quote from: Rumckle on June 26, 2010, 03:56:20 PM


"To become the president of the US you have to be born in America, why do we have a Welsh born prime minister?"



Uh, because we're not America, and so have made our own rules?

Next thing they'll be asking is why the drinking age isn't raised to 21, or pleading the 5th in Australian Federal courts.