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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Jasper, June 27, 2010, 09:38:58 PM

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Jenne

#15
June 29, 2010, 05:20:35 PM
Because no one told me not to.

AFK

#16
June 29, 2010, 05:35:42 PM
Well, it isn't going to clean itself. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BadBeast

#17
June 29, 2010, 06:31:17 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 05:35:42 PM
Well, it isn't going to clean itself. 

Well, it isn't going to suck itself.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

LMNO

#18
June 29, 2010, 06:39:37 PM
It was on fire when I got here.

BadBeast

#19
June 29, 2010, 07:14:00 PM
I was just looking after it for a mate, I didn't even ask him what it was !
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
June 29, 2010, 09:51:41 PM
I don't know where all the blood came from, and the midget was dead when I got here.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#21
June 29, 2010, 10:09:17 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 29, 2010, 09:51:41 PM
I don't know where all the blood came from, and the midget was dead when I got here.
I was just vacuuming the carpet, naked, and I tripped over the cat! And when I got up, all you could see was the tip of his tail. Now pull!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

AFK

#22
June 30, 2010, 08:26:36 PM
Because with friends like these who needs anemones? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Freeky

#23
June 30, 2010, 09:36:34 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 30, 2010, 08:26:36 PM
Because with friends like these who needs anemones? 
:lulz: Finding Nemo...

BadBeast

#24
June 30, 2010, 10:55:41 PM
Because you don't need to poke every turd that floats by,  to prove that it smells of shit!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jasper

#25
June 30, 2010, 11:08:25 PM
No, I have to return some videos.

Iason Ouabache

#26
July 02, 2010, 09:51:10 AM
I was dead at the time!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Fujikoma

#27
July 02, 2010, 11:04:47 AM
And that's why I have your mom's panties tacked to my wall.

minuspace

#28
July 03, 2010, 07:31:41 AM
how about a hypo-barric chamber?

Fujikoma

#29
July 03, 2010, 08:02:27 AM
There is a reason we told you to stay away from the cloning machine, but did you listen? Oh, God fuck no, you didn't!
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