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Started by Jasper, June 27, 2010, 09:38:58 PM

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minuspace

#30
July 04, 2010, 10:30:44 PM
cloning machine? what cloning machine?  That was a cloning machine?  Right?

BluTakDuck

#31
July 07, 2010, 01:48:27 AM
Alright yes. Fine. I am your wife.
</sarcasm>

BadBeast

#32
July 07, 2010, 01:52:28 AM
Only if you're wearing Latex gloves. If that stuff gets on your skin, you've had it.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Fujikoma

#33
July 07, 2010, 03:05:54 AM
Badbeat is particularly bad about acception.... Blah blah blsh FUCK YOU.

BluTakDuck

#34
July 07, 2010, 04:50:38 AM
No. I don't think i'm stretching the idea of coincidence too far.
</sarcasm>

Fujikoma

#35
July 07, 2010, 05:11:53 AM
Good luck.

Fujikoma

#36
July 07, 2010, 05:48:20 AM
Holy turd burgler...

minuspace

#37
July 07, 2010, 08:14:50 AM
The colony is analytically infected...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
July 07, 2010, 10:11:56 AM
Because I wasn't left with any other choice, really.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#39
July 07, 2010, 12:51:48 PM
No... A well-ventilated area only.

BluTakDuck

#40
July 07, 2010, 01:06:02 PM
shit with sugar on.
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Triple Zero

#41
July 07, 2010, 01:26:47 PM
Because it hurts more!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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BadBeast

#42
July 07, 2010, 01:47:30 PM
I realise, on the face of it, the collateral damage seems to be unacceptably high, but any other course of action would have been morally repugnant, and against the greater good.  
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Freeky

#43
July 07, 2010, 04:55:16 PM
c=2

AFK

#44
July 07, 2010, 05:19:25 PM
3rd Bass not 3rd Base
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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