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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#45
July 07, 2010, 06:20:59 PM
Because I said so and that is cause enough dammit!

Telarus

#46
July 07, 2010, 10:24:52 PM
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BadBeast

#47
July 07, 2010, 10:31:58 PM
Because he's a Smartarse.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

LMNO

#48
July 08, 2010, 01:04:24 PM
That's what the Hebrews thought.

Triple Zero

#49
July 08, 2010, 02:01:12 PM
TITCM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#50
July 08, 2010, 02:03:28 PM
FYSKTB
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#51
July 09, 2010, 03:25:04 AM
Probably Stephen Colbert.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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BadBeast

#52
July 09, 2010, 03:27:20 AM
It's OK, no-one saw me, I was hiding in a bush.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jasper

#53
July 09, 2010, 05:11:33 AM
Nope.  Not even doom music.

minuspace

#54
July 09, 2010, 07:18:09 AM
and you thought that was piss, shame, it got in you hair.

BadBeast

#55
July 09, 2010, 01:55:02 PM
"Because you're worth it"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

AFK

#56
July 09, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
No, the filmy residue isn't normal.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

DiscoUkulele

#57
July 10, 2010, 07:28:12 AM
Ask Again Later.
You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

BadBeast

#58
July 10, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
Yes, of course it's acceptable.

If you live in a cave. On an isolated island. Hundreds of miles away from anybody else!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Salty

#59
July 10, 2010, 05:57:07 PM
Because you "accidentally" pee on me every single time.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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