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Endorsement:  I know that all of you fucking discordians are just a bunch of haters who seem to do anything you can to distance yourself from fucking anarchists which is just fine and dandy sit in your house on your computer and type inane shite all day until your fingers fall off.

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Started by Jasper, June 27, 2010, 09:38:58 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#75
July 16, 2010, 02:56:54 PM
Because you're fucked and there isn't a damn thing that can be done about it!

Freeky

#76
July 16, 2010, 06:17:05 PM
Because you're never going to see me again, so it doesn't really matter.

Doktor Howl

#77
July 16, 2010, 06:23:36 PM
Because it has a dead rat stuck halfway through, and the only solution is to force a cutting torch in there, before everything backs up and we have a real mess on our hands.  Cutting torch > Rat carcass.
Molon Lube

AFK

#78
July 16, 2010, 06:27:11 PM
Because I make us look good. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#79
July 16, 2010, 06:43:09 PM
Yes, you are insane, use it to your advantage, get help, go on a manic spree, I don't care as long as you shut the fuck up!

Doktor Howl

#80
July 16, 2010, 07:12:59 PM
Because Badges is a nosy asshole who is compelled to re-stir shit when it's over.  That's why.
Molon Lube

Jasper

#81
July 16, 2010, 07:14:41 PM
Because we've always done it that way.

(Tie-in to previous post?  You be the judge. )

minuspace

#82
July 17, 2010, 09:38:56 AM
Because it didn't like the bananas...

BadBeast

#83
July 17, 2010, 09:46:49 AM
But it's only a carrot! Carrots don't have feelings!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Bobby Campbell

#84
July 19, 2010, 03:29:07 AM
What Does WoMan Want?

:fnord:

Pæs

#85
July 19, 2010, 04:34:49 AM
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on July 19, 2010, 03:29:07 AM
What Does WoMan Want?

:fnord:
No. Answers only.

minuspace

#86
July 19, 2010, 11:30:00 AM
I'll balance you're check book, but it won't be cheap...

LMNO

#87
July 19, 2010, 12:50:03 PM
It's true-- you're not really as clever as you think you are.

Bobby Campbell

#88
July 19, 2010, 02:13:23 PM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 19, 2010, 04:34:49 AM
Quote from: Bobby Campbell on July 19, 2010, 03:29:07 AM
What Does WoMan Want?

:fnord:
No. Answers only.

Yes, an Answer Indeed!

"What is the question to which life is the answer?"

Dysfunctional Cunt

#89
July 19, 2010, 02:36:00 PM
Because stupid people should not be allowed to procreate!
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