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Hi, guys! I'd introduce myself, but I don't think you'd give a dang... I suppose one might want to know if I was a Discordian... I am, in fact, an Agnostic, but I really dig what ya'll might be trying to do. I read this book a while back, was written, I don't know, in the 70's or something, anyway, it was really awesome, and I read it because of some things I'd read on wikipedia, during one of my late-night research-junkie keyboard-gnawing fits... I had stumbled across something about the KLF, and I followed the link maze from there, I promptly went out and bought the book "The Illuminatus Trilogy", and it was good... Anyway, as you can see, my info is rather dated, or comes from wikipedia (not to mention, while I've only read small portions of the other texts, and the entirety of the Schrodinger's Cat book (and I really didn't like that one as much) I have spent a bit of time reading up on Zen Buddhism), but still... This was years ago... I must say, as disturbing as it may sound, Eris actually answered a lot more of my prayers than Yahweh... Still, once an agnostic, there's no turning back, from my experience, but perhaps someone with more experience would say something different.

I'd like to assume that we can all agree that shit is getting way too serious, if you don't like swear words, go fuck a goat or something, freak... But that is only an assumption, colored quite heavily by my own preconceived notions, which are bad things, but hey, we can't all be perfect. Anyway, whether you're socialist, libertarian, anarchist, somewhere in between any of those, it is possibly getting more and more difficult to shake the idea that the 2 party system merely exists to fuck with us while the globalists enact their agenda, if you believe in that hogwash... Maybe people thought Obama would get us out of the war... Personally, I think as soon as the guy won the election, he became a hostage of sorts... Think about it, if some black ops team killed him and his family, and blamed it on enraged hillbillies with shotguns (no offense, enraged hillbillies, I feel your pain), a lot of people would buy it and support some kind of crackdown... Wait, screw all this political nonsense, I think there's another forum for that... Why'd you have to go and make everything so confusing?

Anyway, I've found a few pockets of seriousness... The only resistance to said seriousnesses are Pastafarians, that I can see, and while they're doing an ok job, strength of numbers would seriously help... On Yahoo answers, in the religion and spirituality section, there is some kind of Christian vs. Atheist vs. Agnostic crap going on, complete with trolls from all sides, and I just think it would be funny were someone to dispose of it in an unexpected manner, like an unexpected flood of Erisians (I'd never claim credit for it, I'd be hunted down and brutally murdered)... That'd knock their socks off... I'm trying to get them all to shush and be more polite, but, you know how that goes, some asshole is all butthurt because a bunch of people died a couple hundred years ago, and they just can't let go, and that's about half the people posting there, contributing to the cycle of viciousness... I understand, I was once one of those people, but what seems to be developing is a pocket of negative energy, and it would be nice to pop the bubble.

I'm not angry or vengeful... I seriously want these people to understand that their whole lives don't need to be devoted to hate...

And it's a possible first post, because I already had a profile, and probably posted here once or twice while drunk out of my mind.
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Re: Doh... Possible first post, gaurenteed to be completely usesless.
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2010, 04:39:01 pm »
hey Fujikoma. welcome aboard!

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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2010, 05:55:47 pm »
You can be an agnostic and still be a Discordian.  Hell, you can be a Christian and still be a Discordian.  We even let Europeans in (granted, they have their own bathrooms and drinking fountains, but I still think we're being very progressive, all things considered).  Except those fucking Belgians.  They can just run around out in the cold in their wooden shoes, the cunts.

Also, don't pray to Eris if you know what's good for you.  Ask LMNO about that.  He STILL has a bad case of the jimjams from the infamous "30 days" incident.
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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2010, 05:56:43 pm »
Also, Pastafarians - in my experience - are a pack of humorless churls, who should be used as floats to contain the oil spill.  Bastards, every one of 'em.
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 07:10:40 pm »
I suspect that has something to do with their asshole founder, Bobby Henderson. Birds of a feather and all that.

Anyway, welcome.  :)
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« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 07:12:07 pm »
I suspect that has something to do with their asshole founder, Bobby Henderson. Birds of a feather and all that.

Anyway, welcome.  :)

Who, the Pastafarians?  Meh.  I went over to Venganza.org, and ranted a bit.  I was told they had no time for silliness.
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« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 07:16:13 pm »
Yeah, the Pastafarians. Bobby was rarely there, but he's a humorless churl all right.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2010, 07:18:32 pm »
Yeah, the Pastafarians. Bobby was rarely there, but he's a humorless churl all right.

As far as I could tell, they were all zealous atheists, which - as it turns out - are every bit as annoying as militant Christians.  I really can't see the difference between Pat Robertson and Richard Dawkins, other than the tone of the gibberish spilling out of their mouths.
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2010, 07:21:03 pm »
Most of them are. There's a few UU and Christians floating around, or there were when I was at Venganza back in 2006. Capallini's reign as Bobby's chosen one might have changed things a lot.  When were you there, Dok?
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 07:22:21 pm »
Most of them are. There's a few UU and Christians floating around, or there were when I was at Venganza back in 2006. Capallini's reign as Bobby's chosen one might have changed things a lot.  When were you there, Dok?

2006/2007, IIRC.

It was a bunch of pompous stuffed shirts, really.  "We can't be bothered to talk to you until you've mastered all of Dawkin's material".  Sounded just like the fucking Wiccan frauds.
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 09:51:58 pm »
I get what your saying, Dok. Thanks everyone for the friendly welcome! I'm always expecting to get "STFU, noob, GTFO" or something along those lines...

About the Pastafarians, yeah, I can see how most of them would be militant atheists... I don't get militant atheists most places I go, really, but they don't start too much trouble with me, usually. Sometimes they do, but mostly they seem to just keep their distance and keep things friendly, they don't want me to unload on them for some reason.

Screw Dawkins, I refuse to read that garbage (wow, ignorant much, Fujikoma?), from what I've read from some of his followers posts on message boards, their a bunch of soulless, hate-speech addicted fucktards, and what can I say, a person has a right to be such. I'll take any chance I can get to gently guide hateful bastards away from their cycle of viciousness, I'll even pretend to be one of them to gain their trust, act like a total troll, then turn around and slip in a seed of suggestion... It works. It opens people up, infiltrate their monkeysphere and anything is possible. Even more fun, perhaps, is converting Christians to Satanism, but I don't do that kind of thing anymore...

Praying to Eris? Bad? I'll say so, most of the answers I got were dizzy spells, forgetfulness and, erm, I forgot... But, sometimes there is a lesson to be learned. Too bad I forgot them all. 30 days incident? I'll have to look into that. I think the forgetfulness and dizzy spells were simply a subtle way of teaching me to alter my perspective, and to take nothing for granted.

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« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2010, 09:55:28 pm »
from what I've read from some of his followers posts on message boards, their a bunch of soulless, hate-speech addicted fucktards,

No, that's us.

I'll take any chance I can get to gently guide hateful bastards away from their cycle of viciousness,

Boy, have YOU found a target-rich environment.   :lulz:

I'll even pretend to be one of them to gain their trust, act like a total troll, then turn around and slip in a seed of suggestion... It works. It opens people up, infiltrate their monkeysphere and anything is possible. Even more fun, perhaps, is converting Christians to Satanism, but I don't do that kind of thing anymore...

Good.  Satanism is fucking tedious.

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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2010, 10:37:49 pm »
Glad to see that I have stumbled upon such an entertaining and informative group. I can only hope my own posts will be as useful to the community, as opposed to being tedious bullshit, which, it looks like they are fast approaching.

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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2010, 10:58:37 pm »
from what I've read from some of his followers posts on message boards, their a bunch of soulless, hate-speech addicted fucktards,

No, that's us.

I'll have you know that despite your best efforts, I still retain my soul! It's just a bit dirty, is all...

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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2010, 10:59:52 pm »
from what I've read from some of his followers posts on message boards, their a bunch of soulless, hate-speech addicted fucktards,

No, that's us.

I'll have you know that despite your best efforts, I still retain my soul! It's just a bit dirty, is all...

We'll fix that!
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