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Started by Cramulus, June 28, 2010, 02:30:31 PM

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Cramulus


Shibboleet The Annihilator


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

Yeah, but not quite doing it for me.  Needs more punch. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jasper

The demotivational element detracts more than it adds.

GIGGLES

YEAH BITCHES! TECHNOPUN ALL UP IN YOUR ANUS!



IT HURTS YOU SO MUCH, BUT TECHNOPUN CARES NOT FOR YOUR SPHINCTER DAMAGE!

DiscoUkulele

You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

Jasper

Oh- MY GOD THAT IS AWESOME!!  :fap:


Iron Sulfide

Ya' stupid Yank.

AFK

Little Brown Jugs? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#56
Shit, now I forgot... I was a rice-based pun, had something to do with size... ah fuck it, thinking is hard.

Here's one that's less obscure:



BONUS

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

complimentary drinks?

AFK

DING DING DING!

I didn't set the bar very high with that one. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.