Tazing Granny

[Adios]

Vene, sorry, but I call bullshit.  She's on oxygen.  She's obviously mentally and physically ill.  Speaking as a granddaughter to a recently-deceased mentally and physically ill 82 year old, I have to say that any cop who'd TASE that lady rather than "take her down" another way is a fucking pussy.

Yeah, I said it.

And if that shit happened in front of me or mine, MY blood'd be spilled and probably someone else's (like one of the jackoffs in the blue suits threatening a sick old woman), and I'd be in jail for it.  That shit should not fly.  EVER.

I don't care if she had a fucking granade.

Exactly, even trying to defend this action is stupidity multiplied expotentialy. FFS, what happened to common fucking sense?

[Adios]

But Vene got knife fighting training from a guy who used to be an army instructor.

Which is way more experience than I've ever had.

hnark!

Vene needs to get his head out of his ass and realize that unless a person is in good physical condition and has had extensive training they are more likely to cut themselves than anyone else.

[The Wizard]

Our tax dollars at work. The brave boys in blue protecting us from the ever encroaching threat of the elderly criminal. Wheelchair bandits, thugs armed with walkers, crazed fanatics flinging hard candy...if the cops weren't hear to taze the shit out of them, I don't know what we'd do.

[Rumckle]

All hopped up on oxygen and God knows what else.

[Jenne]

Our tax dollars at work. The brave boys in blue protecting us from the ever encroaching threat of the elderly criminal. Wheelchair bandits, thugs armed with walkers, crazed fanatics flinging hard candy...if the cops weren't hear to taze the shit out of them, I don't know what we'd do.

Har.  We have an old man out here robbing banks.  Called the "geezer bandit."
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/apr/30/geezer-bandit-robs-vista-bank/

http://www.sandiego6.com/news/local/story/Geezer-Bandit-Strikes-Again-Hooked-Up-to-Oxygen/BtvkEUfO70GzLv5uPdo6GQ.cspx  (this one has picture)

THIS shit's for real...but still.  Not many of his age bracket "going fer the gold" in quite that manner...

[Freeky]

Our tax dollars at work. The brave boys in blue protecting us from the ever encroaching threat of the elderly criminal. Wheelchair bandits, thugs armed with walkers, crazed fanatics flinging hard candy...if the cops weren't hear to taze the shit out of them, I don't know what we'd do.

Har.  We have an old man out here robbing banks.  Called the "geezer bandit."
http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/apr/30/geezer-bandit-robs-vista-bank/

http://www.sandiego6.com/news/local/story/Geezer-Bandit-Strikes-Again-Hooked-Up-to-Oxygen/BtvkEUfO70GzLv5uPdo6GQ.cspx  (this one has picture)

THIS shit's for real...but still.  Not many of his age bracket "going fer the gold" in quite that manner...

[Nast]

What a load of crap.  10 cops couldn't handle an octogenarian lady, knife or no knife?

They said, "'She took a more aggressive posture in her bed."

Yes, and you could say the sparks certainly flied.

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What a load of crap.  10 cops couldn't handle an octogenarian lady, knife or no knife?

They said, "'She took a more aggressive posture in her bed."

Yes, and you could say the sparks certainly flied.

Now look at what you made me do. (NSFW)

[Cramulus]

[Nast]

More folds than a sharpei.

[Freeky]

Hey, at least sharpei are cute.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I believe this is the only proper response

[Reginald Ret]

The only way this could have gotten worse:
Cop accidentally cracks open oxygen tank,
oxygen fills the room,
taser-spark ignites the granny.

[Triple Zero]

Maybe she had suspiciously large teeth, it could have been the Big Bad Wolf?

[Reginald Ret]

Maybe she had suspiciously large teeth, it could have been the Big Bad Wolf?

Heh, imagine that you are one of the cops and this turns out to be actually happening.
What kind of story would you tell the press?