Maybe youth really is wasted on the young.

[Chairman Risus]

to have a more attractive nose duh!  which is probably in the plan of getting me boyfriends and grandkids or whatever it is mothers want.
id get a nose job if she payed for it  theres only a small chance of it going horribly horribly wrong right 

Split the money with me and I could send you some kids. I don't have any, but they're all over the place. How hard could they be to catch and ship?

[Kai]

Again with the injecting of deadly toxins! Into children this time!

Oh, I get it, it's to beat the Chinese at something.

[Doktor Howl]

Again with the injecting of deadly toxins! Into children this time!

Oh, I get it, it's to beat the Chinese at something.

I can't understand the obsessive drive to stay 16 forever.

[Kai]

Again with the injecting of deadly toxins! Into children this time!

Oh, I get it, it's to beat the Chinese at something.

I can't understand the obsessive drive to stay 16 forever.

Yeah. My girlfriend /likes/ my scars, says they're interesting.

I'm reminded of something my dad says, that hard work builds character. Someone who wants to stay 16 forever has neither.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Any girl my age who has shoved weird crap into her face (or any part of her body, really) as part of her initiation into the Cult of Looking Like Plastic is almost definitely off the list of girls I'd be interested in. Barring, like, some unfortunate disfigurement that hurt her quality of life or something.

[-Kel-]

my mom thinks i should get a nose job

wtf, can i give your mom a nose job with my fist for saying that to you?

FRED'S HOT, 9 OUT OF 10 MOM'S AGREE.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Fred:

1) Take money for nose job from mom
2) Wear bandage over your nose for a while
3) After the bandage comes off, insist that the doctor said he "did all he could without going to extreme measures" or some such bullshit
4) Use money to buy booze and shoes

[NotPublished]

I echo Cainad's sentiments.

Fred why would you want to date anyway! You have stomping to do

[Cain]

No, youth is wasted on idiots with too much spare money and such a cushy lifestyle that their most pressing concerning is that they may look older than 17, and thus be expected to take on some personal responsibility for their lives, instead of outsourcing every problem to Daddy's Credit Card.

[Iason Ouabache]

"I wanted to be cute, to look cute, but I had these ugly lines in between my eyebrows and on my forehead," says Stephanie Torres, 19, of New York. "So I asked if I could get Botox. My mom paid for it. It was like a little birthday present."

It doesn't matter how cute she looks on the outside. She'll be forever dead on the inside.

[KittehAmazing]

wow, and i just thought little old ladies only used botox. its sad enough to see the old looking like they have surprised faces but this is just sad. Teens are getting into it to? what are their parents thinking about their children these days. i guess its just another trend that younger people are willing to get for the sake of fitting in.  

[Jenne]

Ugh, NO FRED NO.  No nose job for you!  What your mom-type-unit is thinking is beyond me, though Cainad and Kel have much better ideas.

Meh.

[The Wizard]

Find the parents and beat them with sticks. Why do people think that getting old is a bad thing, or that by mutilating themselves they can avoid aging? The best they can hope for  is to look like a clothing store mannequin. Beauty isn't look like some model. For fuck's sake! 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

you people are over reacting. its not even your nose

[Nast]

you people are over reacting. its not even your nose

Yes it is.

GIVE IT BACK.