He wasn't who he thought he was.

[Freeky]

Well shit, you best find yo'self a woman, because that thing ain't gonna milk itself.

My face just did this...

>_o

[Doktor Howl]

Well shit, you best find yo'self a woman, because that thing ain't gonna milk itself.

Tell me about it.  Why do you think I have Freeky hit me in the nads with a meat hammer?  "DOWN BOY!"  You have to show it who's boss, or the fucking thing runs your life and makes you do really dumb shit that results in a horrible, horrible fucking mess.

Um.

I wonder if I still have her number?

[Freeky]

Well shit, you best find yo'self a woman, because that thing ain't gonna milk itself.

Tell me about it.  Why do you think I have Freeky hit me in the nads with a meat hammer?  "DOWN BOY!"  You have to show it who's boss, or the fucking thing runs your life and makes you do really dumb shit that results in a horrible, horrible fucking mess.

Um.

I wonder if I still have her number?

....don't get paid enough for this shit...grumble grumble....

[Doktor Howl]

Well shit, you best find yo'self a woman, because that thing ain't gonna milk itself.

Tell me about it.  Why do you think I have Freeky hit me in the nads with a meat hammer?  "DOWN BOY!"  You have to show it who's boss, or the fucking thing runs your life and makes you do really dumb shit that results in a horrible, horrible fucking mess.

Um.

I wonder if I still have her number?

....don't get paid enough for this shit...grumble grumble....

Well, okay, if you don't mind "the coroner" being back in the picture.

[Freeky]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

[Doktor Howl]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

Oh christ, I'll fly down and kick you in the junk and fly home to avoid the chic of the dead again 

Weird is putting it nicely.....  and I don't think the coffee additive is the sole reason for it yanno?

[Doktor Howl]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

Oh christ, I'll fly down and kick you in the junk and fly home to avoid the chic of the dead again 

Weird is putting it nicely.....  and I don't think the coffee additive is the sole reason for it yanno?

Actually, I think she started out normal...But she only sees the people who don't die of natural causes, so she's forever chopping up 19 year old prostitutes and bodies fished out of roll-off dumpsters.

That would fuck anyone up.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

Oh christ, I'll fly down and kick you in the junk and fly home to avoid the chic of the dead again 

Weird is putting it nicely.....  and I don't think the coffee additive is the sole reason for it yanno?

Actually, I think she started out normal...But she only sees the people who don't die of natural causes, so she's forever chopping up 19 year old prostitutes and bodies fished out of roll-off dumpsters.

That would fuck anyone up.

Where in the hell is the one eyebrow raised smirky smiley???

Seriously, yeah, that would fuck anyone up, that's a given.  But still.....  I think there was a lot of weird before she became a coroner. 

However, if it's just a one nighter or something, weird can always work to your advantage if you know what I mean

[Doktor Howl]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

Oh christ, I'll fly down and kick you in the junk and fly home to avoid the chic of the dead again 

Weird is putting it nicely.....  and I don't think the coffee additive is the sole reason for it yanno?

Actually, I think she started out normal...But she only sees the people who don't die of natural causes, so she's forever chopping up 19 year old prostitutes and bodies fished out of roll-off dumpsters.

That would fuck anyone up.

Where in the hell is the one eyebrow raised smirky smiley???

Seriously, yeah, that would fuck anyone up, that's a given.  But still.....  I think there was a lot of weird before she became a coroner. 

However, if it's just a one nighter or something, weird can always work to your advantage if you know what I mean

Problem:  She also hates my guts, and wants me dead.  I have recently sworn to not sleep with people who hate me.

[Freeky]

You better not, then.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

Oh christ, I'll fly down and kick you in the junk and fly home to avoid the chic of the dead again 

Weird is putting it nicely.....  and I don't think the coffee additive is the sole reason for it yanno?

Actually, I think she started out normal...But she only sees the people who don't die of natural causes, so she's forever chopping up 19 year old prostitutes and bodies fished out of roll-off dumpsters.

That would fuck anyone up.

Where in the hell is the one eyebrow raised smirky smiley???

Seriously, yeah, that would fuck anyone up, that's a given.  But still.....  I think there was a lot of weird before she became a coroner. 

However, if it's just a one nighter or something, weird can always work to your advantage if you know what I mean

Problem:  She also hates my guts, and wants me dead.  I have recently sworn to not sleep with people who hate me.

But....  but.... but.......   Hate sex can be sooooooooooooo hot!!!   

Seriously, I know how you feel. 

The real question is, do you still sleep with people who you hate? 

[Doktor Howl]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

Oh christ, I'll fly down and kick you in the junk and fly home to avoid the chic of the dead again 

Weird is putting it nicely.....  and I don't think the coffee additive is the sole reason for it yanno?

Actually, I think she started out normal...But she only sees the people who don't die of natural causes, so she's forever chopping up 19 year old prostitutes and bodies fished out of roll-off dumpsters.

That would fuck anyone up.

Where in the hell is the one eyebrow raised smirky smiley???

Seriously, yeah, that would fuck anyone up, that's a given.  But still.....  I think there was a lot of weird before she became a coroner. 

However, if it's just a one nighter or something, weird can always work to your advantage if you know what I mean

Problem:  She also hates my guts, and wants me dead.  I have recently sworn to not sleep with people who hate me.

But....  but.... but.......   Hate sex can be sooooooooooooo hot!!!   

Seriously, I know how you feel. 

The real question is, do you still sleep with people who you hate? 

By definition, yes.  But that doesn't mean I don't LIKE them.

[Abbess Jade]

She was nice to me. A bit weird, but nice.

But then, I do feel a little better, pent-up rage wise, after.

Hm.

Of course she was weird.  She's perpetually fucked up on whatever it is she puts in her coffee.

Oh christ, I'll fly down and kick you in the junk and fly home to avoid the chic of the dead again 

Weird is putting it nicely.....  and I don't think the coffee additive is the sole reason for it yanno?

Actually, I think she started out normal...But she only sees the people who don't die of natural causes, so she's forever chopping up 19 year old prostitutes and bodies fished out of roll-off dumpsters.

That would fuck anyone up.

Where in the hell is the one eyebrow raised smirky smiley???

Seriously, yeah, that would fuck anyone up, that's a given.  But still.....  I think there was a lot of weird before she became a coroner. 

However, if it's just a one nighter or something, weird can always work to your advantage if you know what I mean

Problem:  She also hates my guts, and wants me dead.  I have recently sworn to not sleep with people who hate me.

But....  but.... but.......   Hate sex can be sooooooooooooo hot!!!   

Seriously, I know how you feel. 

The real question is, do you still sleep with people who you hate? 

By definition, yes.  But that doesn't mean I don't LIKE them.

How the hell can you hate someone but like them?

Hate them personally, but like them physically? Vat?

[Fujikoma]

It's called "ambivalence"... It's totally possible... Well, ambivalence may be more balanced than I think it is, requiring love and hate at the same time, but I think there may be varying degrees of ambivalence... Off to look that up.

EDIT: Yup, I was correct, for once. It's usually described as being unpleasant, but, hey, I'm ambivalent about all sorts of things, as well as ambivalent about being ambivalent.