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Started by Iason Ouabache, July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM

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The Wizard

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July 01, 2010, 06:15:28 PM
Arturo

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Kurt Christ

#46
July 01, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
I'm quite fond of the name Gabriel.
If you name him Samael, it is both close enough to Samuel and an obscure enough reference that I doubt many people catch on that he was named after the devil/the Gnostic Demiurge, but it may end up being troublesome for the kid if you're in an area with a lot of religiously educated Jews or Christians.
Perseus maybe?
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July 01, 2010, 06:32:45 PM
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July 01, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
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Zyzyx

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July 01, 2010, 07:59:10 PM
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AFK

#51
July 01, 2010, 08:21:23 PM
Heywood

And give him a middle name beginning with the letter U. 

Asking him to do stuff would require less words. 
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Suu

#52
July 01, 2010, 11:22:00 PM
Or, since your new son is Mason, maybe his can be Dixon?
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Iason Ouabache

#53
July 02, 2010, 02:52:24 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 01, 2010, 02:51:42 PM

Screw Telemachus, go with Odysseus.
Tempting...
QuoteOr start working your way down the pantheon...Priapus if he's well endowed, of course.
Well, judging by the ultrasounds so far he'll be a big hit with the ladies.
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Iason Ouabache

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July 02, 2010, 02:53:15 AM Last Edit: July 02, 2010, 02:54:48 AM by Iason Ouabache
Quote from: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 02:54:00 PM
Washington Wabash
Wabash is in the running as a middle name since we both grew up extremely close to the river. It's hard to match with a first name though.

Quote from: Suu on July 01, 2010, 03:07:46 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Lord

Lord Wabash the Third.
This might work though.  :digtbk:
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Iason Ouabache

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July 02, 2010, 02:58:07 AM
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Chairman Risus

#56
July 02, 2010, 02:59:33 AM
Rocket.

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July 02, 2010, 03:03:15 AM

Iason Ouabache

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July 02, 2010, 03:03:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 01, 2010, 05:26:57 PM
Walter Nigel Ouabache.
The name Nigel has been brought up. It's probably in the top 5. You can be the godfather if that ends up being the name.
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Iason Ouabache

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July 02, 2010, 03:07:50 AM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on July 01, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
If you name him Samael, it is both close enough to Samuel and an obscure enough reference that I doubt many people catch on that he was named after the devil/the Gnostic Demiurge, but it may end up being troublesome for the kid if you're in an area with a lot of religiously educated Jews or Christians.
That would be epic. I'll have to work that one into a discussion. And dude, I live in Indiana. There are no religiously educated Jews or Gnostics without 200 miles of this state.

QuotePerseus maybe?

She actually suggested this one today. I'm not opposed to it but it might become overused because of Percy Jackson.

Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 02, 2010, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 02:58:07 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 01, 2010, 04:51:36 PM
Xerxes!
:argh!: NO Xs ALLOWED!!!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE LETTER X????
Xs and Zs ARE BAD LUCK, FRED.THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MY PRESCENCE!
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