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Started by Iason Ouabache, July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM

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Iason Ouabache

July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult. I need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"

So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Nast

#1
July 01, 2010, 06:00:54 AM
Adramelech
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Remington

#2
July 01, 2010, 06:02:23 AM
Michael.

I dunno, I just like that name.
Is it plugged in?

Iason Ouabache

#3
July 01, 2010, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 01, 2010, 06:02:23 AM
Michael.

I dunno, I just like that name.
I'm sorry but the third most common male name in the United States would be the exact opposite of awesome.
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President Television

#4
July 01, 2010, 06:36:24 AM
Jareth. His crotch shall be ever blessed.

Speaking of BLESSED, there's also Brian.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Jasper

#5
July 01, 2010, 06:47:53 AM
Name him Sigmatic.  No really! 

Or Javier.  I've never met a Javier who wasn't charming as hell.

Remington

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July 01, 2010, 07:05:35 AM Last Edit: July 01, 2010, 07:08:05 AM by Remington
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 01, 2010, 06:02:23 AM
Michael.

I dunno, I just like that name.
I'm sorry but the third most common male name in the United States would be the exact opposite of awesome.
Probably.

I just like it.
Is it plugged in?

Reeducation

#7
July 01, 2010, 07:23:46 AM
Jupiter
Heman
Perkele
Paavo
I am very calm

Nast

#8
July 01, 2010, 07:25:08 AM
Ooh, I like Paavo! It sounds like something you'd order from an Ikea catalog.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Rumckle

#9
July 01, 2010, 07:42:50 AM
Roget
or
Webster

eta:
you should give him the middle name Orange
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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#10
July 01, 2010, 07:45:19 AM
No
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

President Television

#11
July 01, 2010, 07:46:15 AM
Who

Try to get him to go to medical school.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

PopeTom

#12
July 01, 2010, 08:14:34 AM
Zaphod
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Thurnez Isa

#13
July 01, 2010, 08:18:36 AM
Yahweh
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Telarus

#14
July 01, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
Btw, 'Zaph' means 'hidden/secret' and 'Od' means 'more' in hebrew.....



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'Jokin Zarranz' is a perfectly historical Basque name.  :evil:

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