Name Iason's First Born Son

[Iason Ouabache]

Tax Credit II

He'd have to change it after he turned 18 though.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Aaron

^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly

[Elder Iptuous]

Aaron

^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly

Which makes him the first boy to take off his shirt for the scoliosis check in grade school, while Zorro gets to spend the next 45 minutes macking on that sweet hotty, Yolanda...

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult. I need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"

So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!

Funtimedeyah.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Raphael
Zach
Xavier
Paul
Owen
Tahrius

[President Television]

Aaron

^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly

Which makes him the first boy to take off his shirt for the scoliosis check in grade school, while Zorro gets to spend the next 45 minutes macking on that sweet hotty, Yolanda...

Speaking of which, Zorro is not a bad name itself.

Also, I'm pretty sure that when names are placed in alphabetical order, it's usually done by surnames. In my experience, anyway.

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Gutterbag

Spewfuck

Hymenhorn 

Buttqueen

Anustron

[Iason Ouabache]

Gutterbag

Spewfuck

Hymenhorn 

Buttqueen

Anustron

[Pæs]

Citizen ab2bd8c0-85b0-11df-a4ee-0800200c9a66

FUTUREPROOF YOUR CHILD TODAY.

But really, just go with John.
After naming one child "Eris Olive", people are likely expecting the second name to be as fantastic.
Surprise and disappoint them.

[LMNO]

Jar-Jar

[Suu]

Switch it around, give him a Latin name.

Marcus Aurelius
Gaius Julius
Numerus Faustinus Secundus (Sooooooo documentable Roman, and it means Lucky Number Two!)

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

whatever the second born's name is, he HAS to has a t-shirt saying "Eris is my big sister"

[Cramulus]

brother of eris-----

Martian

Martin

[Triple Zero]

Marvin

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Marvin

trip, going the places I tyhought were a little too cheesy.