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Day 2 of the 'stache.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 02, 2010, 07:25:55 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:47:38 PM


Day 35.  Mustache now controls host.

You actually look a little trapped and desperate, there!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:47:38 PM


Day 35.  Mustache now controls host.

You actually look a little trapped and desperate, there!  :lulz:

It says I have to feed it.
Molon Lube

President Television

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 06:26:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:19:26 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:47:38 PM


Day 35.  Mustache now controls host.

You actually look a little trapped and desperate, there!  :lulz:

It says I have to feed it.

Careful, those things are cunning.

A cautionary tale:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Aucoq

Quote from: Doktor Plague on August 07, 2010, 06:29:47 PM
Careful, those things are cunning.

A cautionary tale:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E

That was great.  :lol:

"No. The beard stays, you go."  :lol:
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Doktor Howl

Okay, I have found the perfect bottle to put the shaving scum in when I sacrifice my mustache to Elvis on the 16th.

Won't they be surprised when they open the mail in Graceland!
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Okay, I have found the perfect bottle to put the shaving scum in when I sacrifice my mustache to Elvis on the 16th.

Won't they be surprised when they open the mail in Graceland!

Are you serious?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 10, 2010, 05:40:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Okay, I have found the perfect bottle to put the shaving scum in when I sacrifice my mustache to Elvis on the 16th.

Won't they be surprised when they open the mail in Graceland!

Are you serious?

Of course.  I have recently rediscovered the glories of the USPS, and I have spent many hours reading the pertinent laws and regulations.  If it's marked and bottled, it's legal to send.

And it's the least I can do.  Elvis died for our sins, and I feel that I should show my appreciation.  Also, this thing itches.
Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 10, 2010, 05:40:19 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 10, 2010, 05:39:33 PM
Okay, I have found the perfect bottle to put the shaving scum in when I sacrifice my mustache to Elvis on the 16th.

Won't they be surprised when they open the mail in Graceland!

Are you serious?

Of course.  I have recently rediscovered the glories of the USPS, and I have spent many hours reading the pertinent laws and regulations.  If it's marked and bottled, it's legal to send.

And it's the least I can do.  Elvis died for our sins, and I feel that I should show my appreciation.  Also, this thing itches.

I realized the ignorance of my question at the very moment I hit the post button.  :D