Author Topic: PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET  (Read 828 times)

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- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order… is you!

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Re: PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 07:42:21 pm »
That was rather good.
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Re: PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 07:50:11 pm »
::is oddly aroused::

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Re: PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2010, 04:00:21 am »
Disappointing news on the bacon rocket front there.  But I wonder if other forms of meaty-projectile are viable, e.g. spam javelin?

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Re: PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2010, 05:46:01 am »
Disappointing news on the bacon rocket front there.  But I wonder if other forms of meaty-projectile are viable, e.g. spam javelin?

That sounds like a euphemism for a dong  :lulz:

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Re: PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2010, 05:58:49 am »
Disappointing news on the bacon rocket front there.  But I wonder if other forms of meaty-projectile are viable, e.g. spam javelin?

That sounds like a euphemism for a dong  :lulz:
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Re: PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2010, 06:40:39 am »
Pffft, Pork Missile?  I'll finish that off with my beef catapult and pork shoulder boulders.

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Re: PRESENTING: THE BACON ROCKET
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2010, 09:59:55 pm »
I like the idea of taking penis euphemisms and making real versions.

"Bacon Rocket"

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