I WANT THIS HOUSE. I WANT TO EAT IT.

[Verbal Mike]

http://www.ted.com/talks/mitchell_joachim_don_t_build_your_home_grow_it.html


You know what the logical next step is, right? Engineer the house to grow a side of bacon out of the kitchen wall every morning.
YES.

[NWC]

I saw that last week, I wish I could start growing mine now.

..the tree one, not the meat one.

[Captain Utopia]

I bet we'll see the faux-meat technology in sex toys before we see it in houses.  Kinda like how porn fueled the growth of the internet - sex drives tech.

[Jasper]

Think about it though.  Do you really want to fuck a disembodied sex organ?

Oh, wait.  PDcom.

Sigmatic,
just vanilla like that

[Triple Zero]

How do you mean, to fuck?

I just want one.

[Jasper]

You want to fuck using a disembodied sex organ?

[Triple Zero]

Noooo, I just want one!

I will pickle it in a jar I keep in the fridge and name it Karlos. And then every monday night I will take it out and watch Friends reruns with. And afterwards we will discuss the finer points of friendships and the ethical dilemmas as pointed out between the lines in Phoebe's songs.

Why do you keep going on about fucking like that? You and your sick depraved mind.

[Eater of Clowns]

Noooo, I just want one!

I will pickle it in a jar I keep in the fridge and name it Karlos. And then every monday night I will take it out and watch Friends reruns with. And afterwards we will discuss the finer points of friendships and the ethical dilemmas as pointed out between the lines in Phoebe's songs.

Why do you keep going on about fucking like that? You and your sick depraved mind.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Noooo, I just want one!

I will pickle it in a jar I keep in the fridge and name it Karlos. And then every monday night I will take it out and watch Friends reruns with. And afterwards we will discuss the finer points of friendships and the ethical dilemmas as pointed out between the lines in Phoebe's songs.

Why do you keep going on about fucking like that? You and your sick depraved mind.