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I WANT THIS HOUSE. I WANT TO EAT IT.

Started by Verbal Mike, July 10, 2010, 01:23:35 PM

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Verbal Mike

July 10, 2010, 01:23:35 PM
http://www.ted.com/talks/mitchell_joachim_don_t_build_your_home_grow_it.html
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

You know what the logical next step is, right? Engineer the house to grow a side of bacon out of the kitchen wall every morning.
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#1
July 10, 2010, 01:47:27 PM
I saw that last week, I wish I could start growing mine now.

..the tree one, not the meat one.
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Captain Utopia

#2
July 10, 2010, 03:05:37 PM
I bet we'll see the faux-meat technology in sex toys before we see it in houses.  Kinda like how porn fueled the growth of the internet - sex drives tech.

Jasper

#3
July 10, 2010, 03:36:42 PM
Think about it though.  Do you really want to fuck a disembodied sex organ?

Oh, wait.  PDcom.

Sigmatic,
just vanilla like that

Triple Zero

#4
July 10, 2010, 03:39:29 PM
How do you mean, to fuck?

I just want one.
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Jasper

#5
July 10, 2010, 03:41:01 PM
You want to fuck using a disembodied sex organ?

Triple Zero

#6
July 10, 2010, 04:09:54 PM
Noooo, I just want one!

I will pickle it in a jar I keep in the fridge and name it Karlos. And then every monday night I will take it out and watch Friends reruns with. And afterwards we will discuss the finer points of friendships and the ethical dilemmas as pointed out between the lines in Phoebe's songs.

Why do you keep going on about fucking like that? You and your sick depraved mind.
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#7
July 10, 2010, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 10, 2010, 04:09:54 PM
Noooo, I just want one!

I will pickle it in a jar I keep in the fridge and name it Karlos. And then every monday night I will take it out and watch Friends reruns with. And afterwards we will discuss the finer points of friendships and the ethical dilemmas as pointed out between the lines in Phoebe's songs.

Why do you keep going on about fucking like that? You and your sick depraved mind.

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July 11, 2010, 04:07:50 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 10, 2010, 04:09:54 PM
Noooo, I just want one!

I will pickle it in a jar I keep in the fridge and name it Karlos. And then every monday night I will take it out and watch Friends reruns with. And afterwards we will discuss the finer points of friendships and the ethical dilemmas as pointed out between the lines in Phoebe's songs.

Why do you keep going on about fucking like that? You and your sick depraved mind.

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