DADT Survey- What would you do if you were FORCED to shower with a GAY!?

[Cain]

Oh where is Bill Hicks, now that we need him?

"I'm against gays serving in the military.  I don't think it's right.  It just ain't natural or moral.  It goes against my moral beliefs.  Hey, is that a village full of innocent women and children?  Where'd I put the napalm?   Wheeeeeee BOOM!!!"

This

Hired killers are real sticklers for the finer points of Natural Law and the deontological and teleological ethics that result from it.  When not, you know, dropping bombs on people.

[LMNO]

If I had to shower with gays I would rinse, lather, rinse, dry off, get dressed.

Or is that too simple?

You forgot to commit a hate crime.

[Don Coyote]

Something I posted on another forum.

"AMG THERE R DOOD THAT PUT THERE DOOD PARTS IN UTHER DOODS!!!!!!! THAT MAKES DEM TERRIBAD AT FITE!!!!! I NO DIS CUZ I R A GENERAL!!!!!!"

[Golden Applesauce]

Something I posted on another forum.

"AMG THERE R DOOD THAT PUT THERE DOOD PARTS IN UTHER DOODS!!!!!!! THAT MAKES DEM TERRIBAD AT FITE!!!!! I NO DIS CUZ I R A GENERAL!!!!!!"

And what part of the response at Maintankadin made you think that re-posting that thoughtful message would be a good idea?

[Don Coyote]

Something I posted on another forum.

"AMG THERE R DOOD THAT PUT THERE DOOD PARTS IN UTHER DOODS!!!!!!! THAT MAKES DEM TERRIBAD AT FITE!!!!! I NO DIS CUZ I R A GENERAL!!!!!!"

And what part of the response at Maintankadin made you think that re-posting that thoughtful message would be a good idea?

Well I thought it was funny.

[Bruno]

No offense, but are you a /b/tard?

[Don Coyote]

No offense, but are you a /b/tard?

I avoid 4chan. I have friends who are gaga over it.

[Cain]

I have a perverse urge to WOMP that.

[Pæs]

I have a perverse urge to WOMP that.

4chan + Lady Gaga?

[Cain]

Naturally. 

[Pope Lecherous]

Something I posted on another forum.

"AMG THERE R DOOD THAT PUT THERE DOOD PARTS IN UTHER DOODS!!!!!!! THAT MAKES DEM TERRIBAD AT FITE!!!!! I NO DIS CUZ I R A GENERAL!!!!!!"

And what part of the response at Maintankadin made you think that re-posting that thoughtful message would be a good idea?

Well I thought it was funny.

try dealing with the prejudices of thousands while trying to win a war that can't be won and having your career on the line and failing.  prejudice shouldnt be so pervasive to troop welfare and mission accomplishment, but it is.  i'm glad you come from a place so enlightened that the idea of discriminating against homosexuals is ridiculous to you (no sarcasm), but a substantial portion of america struggles with this shit.

[Don Coyote]

try dealing with the prejudices of thousands while trying to win a war that can't be won and having your career on the line and failing.  prejudice shouldnt be so pervasive to troop welfare and mission accomplishment, but it is.  i'm glad you come from a place so enlightened that the idea of discriminating against homosexuals is ridiculous to you (no sarcasm), but a substantial portion of america struggles with this shit.

HAI. Stop taking yourself so seriously.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, dealing with hostility from your own troops while in a hostile environment where anybody who isn't your troops might be about to kill you is totally not a serious subject.

asstard.

[Pope Lecherous]

try dealing with the prejudices of thousands while trying to win a war that can't be won and having your career on the line and failing.  prejudice shouldnt be so pervasive to troop welfare and mission accomplishment, but it is.  i'm glad you come from a place so enlightened that the idea of discriminating against homosexuals is ridiculous to you (no sarcasm), but a substantial portion of america struggles with this shit.

HAI. Stop taking yourself so seriously.

it is my business

[Jenne]

try dealing with the prejudices of thousands while trying to win a war that can't be won and having your career on the line and failing.  prejudice shouldnt be so pervasive to troop welfare and mission accomplishment, but it is.  i'm glad you come from a place so enlightened that the idea of discriminating against homosexuals is ridiculous to you (no sarcasm), but a substantial portion of america struggles with this shit.

HAI. Stop taking yourself so seriously.

There are other subforums where this type of levity is tolerated.  This happens to not be one of them.

Carry on.