The Quotable Antagonist thread

[Jasper]

Because corny dialog fucking rules. 

Mayor Wilkins: There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

"But that isn't fair, sir!"
"Not fair? Why I'll show you what's not fair."
"Well, actually sir, you really don't have to."
"No no no, really, I insist. I said I was going to show you what's not fair and so I shall show you what's not fair. Why don't you come a little closer, Demolisher, so I can give you a hands-on demonstration, yesss."
-Demolisher and Megatron.

Dirk Anger: Every day I smoke two hundred cigarettes and one hundred cigars and drink a bottle of whisky and three bottles of wine with dinner. And dinner is meat. Raw meat.

[Cain]

Chun Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces!
Bison: I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don't remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.

- Street Fighter (1994)

[Richter]

"It isn't power if you can't abuse it."
- Howard, Billy and Howard

"I'm going to destroy everything and kill everybody.  Then I'm going to go home, masturbate, and sleep."
   - Yan Valentine, Hellsing

"Try new things."
- Hannibal Lechter, Hannibal

[The Johnny]

"I took that lesson to heart, praetor. Now, are you prepared to die a second time?"

-Infested Kerrigan

[LMNO]

Tanna: "What do you think will be the next obstacle the Earth people will put in our way?"

Eros: "Well, as long as they can think - we'll have our problems."

-Plan 9 From Outer Space

[Jasper]

"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense."  - The Comedian

"Is there some pattern... that I should perceive...in this senseless pageant... of atrocity...?
    Is there some truth... that may be divined... from the entrails... of America...?"

-Swamp Thing  (not a villain line, but easily could have been)