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Started by Ten Ton Mantis, October 01, 2011, 06:19:54 AM

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Murmur

Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on October 02, 2011, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: Net on October 02, 2011, 12:43:49 AM

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Fucking hell. Almost sprayed my monitor with pasta. :lulz:

Not with poop? I pooped this morning, but now it's raining outside.

I pooped twice today. And it's been raining for most of the day. But it isn't now, maybe because I haven't pooped since this morning.

maphdet

I have no idea what the fuck anyone is on about in this thread. BUT
I have been drinking and, when that happens, I type/thinkoutloud.

MGD-I dig ya. Just sayin is all. And Miss seeing your shit on the forum.

/drunken post.

;)
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Murmur

Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Don Coyote

Quote from: Murmur on October 02, 2011, 08:12:36 AM
Damnit!!! Now I have to poop AND it's raining!

:horrormirth:

GO POOP OUTSIDE!!! THEN YOU CAN WASH YOUR ASS IN THE RAIN!!!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Salty

For the last three days it felt like a particularly filthy stripper took a hot, steamy dump in my eyes every morning, like clockwork. I blame this thread, this forum in general, and each one of you personally. Fuck you all.  :)
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky


AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Faust

Sleepless nights at the chateau

AFK

PICK YOUR OWN PUN

I think it's a given that those things go hand in hand.

OR

One tends to come from another. 

WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE????

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.