I Write Like....

[Cain]

Kurt Vonnegut, going by my Perfect Nihilism rant.

[Cain]

I still write like Kurt Vonnegut, 4 years later.

[hooplala]

At the risk of sounding too DK-ish...

It is really, really hard to write for a lower grade level or reading comprehension.  Back at the old job I had to write a curriculum for an on-line parenting course and I was constantly having to revise my work because I was making it too hard for the average parent to read.  I think we were supposed to shoot for a 5th or 6th grade level if I remember correctly.  Hats off to those who can do it easily.

Ah, so he DID write shit like this way back in 2010... the more you know.

[LMNO]

I used one of my project summaries at work, and got H.P. Lovecraft.


I knew it, I work for the Elder Gods.

[Faust]

dick cock, faggot nigger, junk, anus

Not what I was expecting:

[Sita]

Apparently I write like Stephen King.

[P3nT4gR4m]

My new shit is like Arthur C. Clark   

[hooplala]

dick cock, faggot nigger, junk, anus

Not what I was expecting:

Reads like Finnegans Wake to me!

[LMNO]

dick cock, faggot nigger, junk, anus

Not what I was expecting:

Reads like Finnegans Wake to me!

[Eater of Clowns]

Trivia Notes Part I:  Chuck Palahniuk

Trivia Notes Part II:  Cory Doctorow

Some of It (Marrowman Part I):  William Gibson

Necronomicoin (Part I):  Douglas Adams

These are all vast improvements over when I tried it the first time around and got Dan Brown.

[hooplala]

dick cock, faggot nigger, junk, anus

Not what I was expecting:

Reads like Finnegans Wake to me!

It got me through high school. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

This is an awesome way to pimp your work if you're into self promotion or publishing

"It's like reading J.K. Rowling" -- http://iwl.me/ 

[EK WAFFLR]

Apparently th Arthur stuff I wrote a while back (I'm gonna finish it, promise), reads like Douglas Adams.

[Suu]

I write like Margaret Mitchell. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

Cool! I just scored a Stephen King for Conversations from Hell pt.1