You can set your watch by the outrage

[Jasper]

That makes me giggle.  Imagining god going "And the sun will go round SIX TIMES A DAY, and they'll all perceive time SUPER FAST.  This is going to be great."

[minuspace]

and then we will quarter that time, the rate will increase and our slaves will work harder (as long as we pretend to add an extra day to fuck shit up

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That makes me giggle.  Imagining god going "And the sun will go round SIX TIMES A DAY, and they'll all perceive time SUPER FAST.  This is going to be great."

I always figured YHWH was a bit of a prankster