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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Suu, July 19, 2010, 01:45:41 AM

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July 19, 2010, 01:45:41 AM
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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#1
July 19, 2010, 08:21:41 AM
Get some halloween contacts.

Step 1)  Show up, be all sweet and bubbly and happy and shit.

Step 2)  Before bringing their order to them, put the contacts in, and act totally different.  Quiet.  Smirking cruelly.  Lower your voice as much as possible without sounding funny.

Step 3)  DON'T laugh.

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#2
July 19, 2010, 02:56:02 PM
After your required communications with them, shoot them a quick, subtle, suspicious look as though you know their secrets.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

#3
July 19, 2010, 03:09:02 PM
Turn them into schmuckers. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Adios

#4
July 19, 2010, 03:10:14 PM
If you are wearing jeans put red food dye in your crotch. Scratch often.

Cramulus

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July 19, 2010, 04:32:48 PM
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