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I have a table of schmucks.

Started by Suu, July 19, 2010, 01:45:41 AM

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July 19, 2010, 01:45:41 AM
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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#1
July 19, 2010, 08:21:41 AM
Get some halloween contacts.

Step 1)  Show up, be all sweet and bubbly and happy and shit.

Step 2)  Before bringing their order to them, put the contacts in, and act totally different.  Quiet.  Smirking cruelly.  Lower your voice as much as possible without sounding funny.

Step 3)  DON'T laugh.

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#2
July 19, 2010, 02:56:02 PM
After your required communications with them, shoot them a quick, subtle, suspicious look as though you know their secrets.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

#3
July 19, 2010, 03:09:02 PM
Turn them into schmuckers. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Adios

#4
July 19, 2010, 03:10:14 PM
If you are wearing jeans put red food dye in your crotch. Scratch often.

Cramulus

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July 19, 2010, 04:32:48 PM
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