IN TUCSON...

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BOLT CUTTERS ARE CONSIDERED FINGERNAIL CLIPPERS

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IN TUSCON, THE CITY COUNCIL IS COMPRISED OF WILD DOGS

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HARDWARE STORE BY DAY, FETISH CLUB BY NIGHT
                IN TUSCON



"KNEEL BEFORE THE BELT SANDER, SLAVE!"

[Freeky]

in Tucson, what most freaks consider a "good time" is illegal in 37 countries, and been ordained as unholy and an act against god by the Pope in Rome.

[Adios]

In TUCSON your pet is required to have rabies.

[Freeky]

 In Tucson, do nevar pickup dates in summer outdoors. The heat haze will distort your vision as close as three feet away, and when confronted by a behemoth on a Hoverround instead of that cute guy/girl you thought you asked out, you will ask yourself later, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?

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In Tucson the dead walk only after dark.

[Doktor Howl]

In Tucson the dead walk only after dark.

Fixed.

In Tucson, our wretched Fremen destroy your Sardukar.

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In Tucson there is a hunting license for brown people.

[Freeky]

In Tucson, people only panic when a rare and scary event goes on, like alien invasions, or when it rains.

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IN TUCSON it is legal for Doktor Howl to do science experiments.

[Richter]

In Tucson, there's a homo sapien fro every part of the food chain.

[Doktor Howl]

IN TUCSON it is legal for Doktor Howl to do mad science experiments.

RAH!

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All Gerald Brom or Frank Frazetta art is just photographs of Tuscon.



   
   actual photograph of Tuscon rep Gabrielle Giffords

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Here's a photo of the Broadway Village shopping center